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[Shoruke]

Excuse me while I put this thread back on it's rails...

Granted. A pot-full of ramen noodles and boiling water is upended onto your head. Hope you have some salve handy...

I wish for fuzzy blankets!

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted. A pot-full of ramen noodles and boiling water is upended onto your head. Hope you have some salve handy...

READ THE POST.

Granted,
it eats you.

Atari (the video game company) wishes that sold Atari 2600's and what ever video games they has during the video game crash of 1983-1985 and electricity generators (that uses all types of stone to generate electricity and Generated more than enough to power an TV(1982 model)) and TVs (again 1982 model)  to the dwarfs in dwarf fortress (That actually worked properly all the time and No dwarf fortress in 1984 CRAP). (From Atari in 1984)

[hops]

Granted.

I wish Roc stop making these weird-ass wishes.

[blazing glory]

Granted,he just talks weird all the time.

I wish Roc had a full understanding of the English language.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But 5,000 other random people in developed countries loses half of their understanding of English.

Granted.

I wish Roc stop making these weird-ass wishes.

If you want it to stop, then actually Corrupt it instead of using red herrings (it is fallacious to use red herrings so).

Atari (the video game company) wishes that sold Atari 2600's and what ever video games they has during the video game crash of 1983-1985 and electricity generators (that uses all types of stone to generate electricity and Generated more than enough to power an TV(1982 model)) and TVs (again 1982 model)  to the dwarfs in dwarf fortress (That actually worked properly all the time and No dwarf fortress in 1984 CRAP). (From Atari in 1984)

[Arx]

After much thought: Granted. Atari goes under because dwarves cannot pay for goods in real cash.

I wish for time.

[hops]

Granted. You get an infinite time bubble around you, causing time to stop around you because everyone in your perspective have no time. Enjoy your new life as an isolated subspace being.

I wish for a Fortress. Somethingamajig. For a weird salad. Atari. Dwarf For a weird word salalad. Atari. Dwarf For a weird salalalad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lala. Word word salalad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lalalalad. Atari. Dwarf For a weird salad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lalalad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lalad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lalad. Atari. Dwarf For a weird salala. Word salalala. Word salalad. Atari. Dwarf Fortress. So

[blazing glory]

Granted,several grammar Nazi's drop dead,thousands more are horribly scarred.

I wish for extended Saturdays and Sundays.

[hops]

Granted. You now need to work in the weekend.

I wish to get whipped.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You get whipped, you die.......

I wish for a Fortress. Somethingamajig. For a weird salad. Atari. Dwarf For a weird word salalad. Atari. Dwarf For a weird salalalad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lala. Word word salalad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lalalalad. Atari. Dwarf For a weird salad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lalalad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lalad gibberish that makes absolutely no sense. Lalad. Atari. Dwarf For a weird salala. Word salalala. Word salalad. Atari. Dwarf Fortress. So

Now you're just mocking me.

I wish for an Atari 2600

[hops]

Granted. You get murdered by an obsessive collector who you won't sell it to.

I wish for marshmallows!

[blazing glory]

Granted,they are on fire from being horribly cooked over a campfire.

I wish for a wonderful life.

[Arx]

Granted. It's not yours.

I wish for fun.

[hops]

Granted. You get !!FUN!! in the form of floor becoming lava.

I wish the floor is lava.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
But at the terrible cost of 12,500 lives.

I wish that the person to corrupt this wish gets an free Nintendo Entertain System (Nes)