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[jaxy15]

Granted. They're administered right into your butt.

I wish for a flute.

[Lyeos]

Granted! Guess where it's placed!

right into your butt.

I wish for a highly painful death!


Edit:

Granted. You have to sit through a 72 hour opera. No intermissions, either.

Dude, I would love that.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You have to sit through a 72 hour opera. No intermissions, either.

I wish Lyeos wasn't going mad.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Now he isn't made. So he stops using Bay12.

I wish for polish ice cream.

[~Neri]

Granted, your icecream has been polished with shoe shiner.

I wish for adorable foxes.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Women everywhere, just for you. Jealousy ensues.

I wish for a nuclear winter wonderland!

[hops]

Granted. You get disintegrated the moment you step outside.

I wish I can cause pain to myself without wounding myself.

[TD1]

Granted. You can. But you choose not to.

I wish Objective would stop considering such things.

[Lyeos]

Granted. He becomes a happy snowman like me!

I wish Objective was happy, but not a snowman because he would melt if he was one.

[TD1]

Granted. He is now the Snowman from Frozen, as is Lyeos. Happy, happy happy. That is your curse.

I wish I felt happy. That I didn't feel stress, and that said stress hadn't caused a twitchj in  my eye that's been there for days now.

[hops]

Granted. You feel nothing but pure happiness.

I wish people realize I just like sharp pains.

[TD1]

Granted. They realise. That you like it is why you shouldn't do it.

I wish cats could fly and ate dogs.

[Tawa]

Granted. Dogs mutate fins and hide underwater.

I wish that was real.

[hops]

Granted. You get eaten by a swarm of cats.

I wish Alfred Hitchcock came back from the grave and filmed The Cats

[Noel.se]

Granted. His ghost starts to haunt you.

I wish for 10^9 cats