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[Lyeos]

Granted, but he becomes severely sleep deprived and then becomes ill and can't update his games for days because he feels really bad.

Granted, you're still in an all-male prison for your "adventures" as Batman, remember?

I wish I would be sent off to some obscure location where I would be alone.

[~Neri]

Granted. There is no end of the earth; your wish is invalidated.
Granted. The combat system revolves around how fast you can be punched in the face.

I wish all the forumites were gender-swapped for one day.

((Absolutely nothing would change for me to be honest, I get mistaken for female most of the time anyways.))

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are shot off into space. Have fun up there when the life support's out!

I wish Lyeos wasn't so seemingly depressed.

[Lyeos]

Granted, he isn't depressed, so you just wasted your wish. Seriously, guys. What the heck?

I wish for spicy food.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Spiced dairy.

I wish for terse wishes and corruptions.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is so spicy that you are sent to prison for breathing fire on people. This happens to be the prison where I am, and I am released to make room for you.

Granted. You are marked a teretic, and are sent to prison in my stead for it.

I wish that all the forumites were gender-swapped for a day and that this corruption ignores previous corruptions.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You're alone in a shady part of town in the middle of the night when this begins.

I wish for large metal spikes.

[Tawa]

Granted. They are sticking into your eye sockets.

I wish for a randomly generated comic.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Random generation can be ANYTHING. ANYTHING. Someone has the unlucky job of cleaning up what hapens afterwards.

I wish for a good fantasy book.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I program it with bad 'yo mamma' jokes.
Granted. You get more Tolkien.

I wish Lyeos was not in denial of his being depressed.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, they reverse their gender roles. Biological sex remains unchanged.
Granted, they're on your windowsill to drive off birds.
Granted, marvel at its tiny resolution:
.
Granted, here it is in your head. Quick, write it down before your brain explodes! Holy ninjas, batman!
Granted, he's not in denial because he's not depressed.

I wish for a horror movie starring Garey Busey as the villain.

[Lyeos]

Granted, he isn't depressed though, so you wasted your wish! He's already explained that he's just stating facts!

Granted, but he's only the Designated Villain. He isn't really that scary.


I wish people weren't so stubborn.

[~Neri]

Granted. They are sticking into your eye sockets.

I wish for a randomly generated comic.

Granted.

Granted. I program it with bad 'yo mamma' jokes.
Granted. You get more Tolkien.

I wish Lyeos was not in denial of his being depressed.

Granted. For the greater good this wish is not corrupted.

I wish for Lyeos to let me help him.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They aren't, they were just trying to pull your leg out of its socket.
Granted. He lets you help him by standing, at minimum, 30 miles away.

I wish people realized that I was joking.

[Lyeos]

Granted, they find your jokes offensive and lynch you.

I wish I understood why I supposedly need help.