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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. When you drink it, a new level will be added to the dungeon you're in!

I wish for french fries that aren't deadly or harming.

[Lyeos]

Granted, they're made of genuine French people.

I wish people didn't think I need help.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. However, all french fries are now tasteless, and you're responsible. A mob of angry Urist McFastFooders beat down your house, and drag you outside, where they proceed to cut you to pieces. They start with the fingers and toes, then hands and feet, then arms and legs, then ears, then eyes, then nose, then head. Yeah, you're dead.

Granted. Now, when you do need help, they ignore you, letting you fall off a cliff to your death.

I wish Lyeos hadn't ninja'd me.

[Shoruke]

Granted. *manipulates the timeline* He didn't, so now you look like a damn fool for posting that wish.

I wish for immunity to time paradox!

[Tawa]

Granted. Nobody else is, and you are trapped in a friendless void...

FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

Ie wishe thate everybodye woulde ende everye worde withe ane ee.

[Worldmaster27]

Grantede. Youe aree executede bye thee Grammare Nazise fore creatinge suche ae monstroitye ofe theire belovede grammare.

Ie wishe wee didn'te havee toe talke likee thise.

[Tawa]

Grantede. As grantede ise note ae worde, ite cannote bee donee.

Ie wishe thate "Granted"e wase spellede "grantede".

[Worldmaster27]

Grantede. As it is the only word to be spelled like that, we no longer have to add 'e' to the end of every word.

I wish everyone but me had to add 'u' to the end of their every word.

[Lyeos]

Grantedee. Bute onlye frome nowe one! Youe foole! Whye dide youe makee thate wishe?!


Granted, everyone but me has to do that, and now the "e" curse is back.

Ie wishe fore vengeancee againste Tawarochire ande Worldmasted27e!

[Tawa]

Grantedu. It is not a word, therefore it means nothing.
We don't have to talk like that anymore.

I wish for A MILLION DOLLARS from thin air.

[Lyeos]

Ahem!!!

Granted, everyone but me has to do that, and now the "e" curse is back.

Granted, the letters smack you in the face.

I wish people would pay attention.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You now have a million dollars, however there is exactly one million dollars less of air. And as air is free...
Granted, but they still don't care and act the same way.

I wish soda was free.

[Tawa]

Grantede, bute youe didn'te paye attentione ande shalle diee.

Ie wishe thate nobodye coulde cursee wordse ore languagee.

[Lyeos]

Granted, this means nobody can uncurse them either. Guess you're stuck speaking like that.

I wish for friends!

[~Neri]

Granted, you simply need to reach out to us.

I wish for something new, something old, something borrowed, and something blue.