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[Lyeos]

Granted, you can only make people seem undead to a guy named Will. Might I ask what you're doing trying to stray into my territory? Perhaps we need to have a little "chat"...

I wish to get all of the punishment that I deserve. Verbal and physical.

[~Neri]

Granted. You don't deserve any.

I wish for Lyeos to stop disliking himself.

[hops]

Granted. He dislikes everyone.

I wish I get punishments that I may or may not deserve. Sexily.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Figs and molten iron were not meant to be used that way!

I wish for a nice junkyard to play by myself in, like when I was a little kid!

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Granted. You don't deserve any.

I disagree.

I wish for Lyeos to stop disliking himself.

No. I'm a waste of space and a terrible person, on top of being an idiot. Get over it.

[~Neri]

Granted. He dislikes everyone.

I wish I get punishments that I may or may not deserve. Sexily.

Granted. You are now in a 24/7 M/s relationship. Have fun!

Granted. Figs and molten iron were not meant to be used that way!

I wish for a nice junkyard to play by myself in, like when I was a little kid!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Granted. You don't deserve any.

I disagree.

I wish for Lyeos to stop disliking himself.

No. I'm a waste of space and a terrible person, on top of being an idiot. Get over it.

Granted, although you aren't alone.

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Bullshit Lyeos. I am Very good at reading people, and you are none of those. I'm probably gonna make you get on a chat client so we can have a talk about this mindset. It'll help. It'll also probably take hours.

[hops]

Granted. You used your only one wish that would not be corrupted.

I wish that everyone is happy.

[Shoruke]

Granted. Unfortunately most of the junk smells terrible. Fun fact, it'll make your junk smell terrible, too!
Granted. Welcome to The Matrix, where the environments are made up, and the physics don't matter!

I wish for classy innuendo.

[Lyeos]

Granted. The innuendos are so subtle and classy, you'll never get any.

I wish for innuendos that aren't subtle.

[hops]

Granted. You get a nice, hot juicy stream of innuendos exploding all over your face.

I wish my knife didn't magically become blunt.

[Erils]

Granted. It magically became so sharp that it cuts anyone who looks at it or holds it anywhere, including you.

I wish that I had a magical, friendly spear.

[Tawa]

Granted. The Aiel kill you for disrespecting ji'eh'toh.

I wish I wasn't so suckish at Pokémon.

[TD1]

Granted. Instead, you're suckish at Ji'eh'Toh and the Aiel kill you (You must have been an Aiel yourself. They don't force it on others.).

I wish to be a rolemodel Aiel! And Rand's right hand man.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. You are 1 inch tall, standing on Rand's right hand.

I wish to have the ability to change my size at will.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. However, there are only two setting: Molecular, and 1 Meter.

I wish Objective didn't want to cut himself.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. He wants to cut you instead.

I wish for card games on horseback.