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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. All the waitlisters quit because they don't want they happening to them. Now there is no game.

I wish for lies.

[TD1]

Granted. Everybody loves you.

I wish for Altruism.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
but they kill you.

Granted. However, your absurd number of parenthesis bring them back from the dead as ghosts, who haunt you FOREVER.

I wish to destroy the ghosts.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You kill everyone's ghost. Now there can be no more haunted houses.

I wish for shameless self-promotion.

[TD1]

Granted. You kill everyone's ghost. Now there can be no more haunted houses.

I wish for shameless self-promotion.

Granted. It attracts me. Hahahahahahaha...ad infinitum.

I wish that all the world was content. Every living being was happy. There were unlimited resources, no death and no disease.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but there isn't unlimited living space. People eventually literally are crawling all over each other, but at least they're happy?

I wish people wouldn't +1 the things I suggest as a joke. 

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They +1 the things you're serious about, which is much much much worse.

I wish for popularity!

[Tawa]

Granted.

Errmagaahd, being populr iz liek SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOO muhc fUn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1

I wish my Larvesta would evolve already.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Unfortunately, the moment it begins to evolve, twitch takes over your game.

I wish future, popular me wouldn't act like that.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but your game glitches and it evolves into Dunsparce. Your game also saves itself immediately afterwards.


Granted, the future you acts like a whiny emo kid.

I wish that my corruption of Tawarochir's wish would actually happen to Tawarochir.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He converts you.

I wish future, more-popular-than-ThreeToe me would sound like an aristocratic Brit.

[Tawa]

Granted. This aristocratic Brit spent too much time in France and speaks with a Monty Python-esque French accent.

I wish I actually had a Dunsparce that wasn't my Larvesta. (Playin' Black, yo, Dunsparce aren't so easy to get for us completionists.)

[Shoruke]

Granted, but all of it's IV's are 0 and it's also got the plague.

I wish for immunity to disease!

[Lyeos]

Granted, however, you become a hypochondriac and constantly insist that there's something wrong with you. Doctors never help, so you eventually buy meds illegally, and then overdose.

I wish my buddy list wasn't empty?

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Three serial killers and a nutjob are added to it.

I wish to own Valve.