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[WillowLuman]

Granted. Not much you can do with it, though, since apparently you're a porcupine now.

I wish for an endless stream of good music into my ears.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is extremely loud. You cannot hear anything over the music.

I wish for a really big pizza with no mushrooms and extra cheese.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It is, however, topped with pieces of your flesh, and is only considered mediocre by the cannibals eating it.

I wish for a screwdriver, a stick of gum, and three roosters.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but your life is now only an unfunny joke.

I wish to instantly learn Japanese! (written and verbal)

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, but you lose all knowledge of every other language.

[Shoruke]

I wish Poster Above Me had posted a wish, dood!

[hops]

Granted. He posts an uncorruptible wish which ultimately benefits him. The Evil Genie community is humiliated and used you as a scapegoat and kicked you from your job as a Genie.

I wish for a tame fox.

[~Neri]

Granted, it's also anthropomorphic and goes on long rants about how foxes are awesome. Have fun you two!

I wish for said anthropomorphic fox.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It acts like a two-year-old whenever people disagree with it. Which is often.

I wish to know what people think my alignment is.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Lyeos, you seem Chaotic Neutral to me as well.

[~Neri]

Granted. It acts like a two-year-old whenever people disagree with it. Which is often.

I wish to know what people think my alignment is.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Lyeos, you seem Chaotic Neutral to me as well.

I would be totally fine with that anthropomorphic fox.

Granted, Kevak answers honestly: I see you as lawful Neutral or neutral good.

I wish for an anthropomorphic wolf that is quite dominant to pair with this fox.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It still has the brain and mind of a wolf.

I wish for Kevak to start obsessing over birds instead.

[~Neri]

Granted.

I wish for an anthropomorphic Lyre Bird who is as smart as a human, into music and singing, and extremely pleasent to everyone he meets.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but he has a sugar addiction and immediately eats anything remotely sugary in your local area.

I wish for DF Talk podcasts.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They are 1 second long.

I wish someone would check out my forum. And give me their opinions on it.

[Lyeos]

Granted, I think it's a pickle jar. Take that how you will.

I wish for soap.