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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17955 on: June 08, 2014, 01:08:30 am »
Granted, you are in a hellish nightmare version of earth FILLED WITH EVIL POTATOES

I wish to own the TARDIS.
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« Reply #17956 on: June 08, 2014, 01:12:31 am »
You mean SCP-1689?

Granted, you are now the rightful owner of the TARDIS, good luck stealing it back from The Doctor. (You do know he stole it in the first place right?)

I wish to no longer be in the Bag of Holding Potatoes.
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« Reply #17957 on: June 08, 2014, 01:14:33 am »
Granted, you're now permanently stuck in the Bag of Trap Holding, population: You.

I wish people would accept my alignment choices! Jeez!
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« Reply #17958 on: June 08, 2014, 01:16:05 am »
Quote from: Kevak on June 08, 2014, 01:12:31 am
You mean SCP-1689?

Granted, you are now the rightful owner of the TARDIS, good luck stealing it back from The Doctor. (You do know he stole it in the first place right?)

I wish to no longer be in the Bag of Holding Potatoes.
FUCK
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17959 on: June 08, 2014, 01:18:57 am »
(I'd have put you as Chaotic-Evil, but you did help stop the several-page repetition of the same wishes.)

Granted, but people still think you're just confused and tell you "Maybe if you tried going on more good-aligned quests..."

I wish for that apocalypse to start up again, because whoever makes it through 2 rounds of that shit gets into Valhalla for sure.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17960 on: June 08, 2014, 01:21:47 am »
Granted. Werewolves appear in your room. You don't make it through a single round before getting ripped apart.

I wish to be a herald of Galactus.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17961 on: June 08, 2014, 01:24:48 am »
Granted, you're in space. You know what you can't do? Survive in space.

... I wish that Kevak would wish for foxes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17962 on: June 08, 2014, 01:25:31 am »
Granted.

I wish for foxes!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17963 on: June 08, 2014, 01:29:39 am »
Foxes appear, and kill you.

I wish for FIRE AND BRIMSTONE
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17964 on: June 08, 2014, 01:31:10 am »
Granted! You get foxes made of FIRE and BRIMSTONE! They eat you!

I wish for lots of foxes!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17965 on: June 08, 2014, 01:33:03 am »
Granted. Lots of foxes appear. They are your willing slave army.

I wish for ULTIMATE EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17966 on: June 08, 2014, 01:33:47 am »
Granted. And how are you today?

I wish for a tire.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17967 on: June 08, 2014, 01:40:35 am »
Granted. Fresh from the burning tire pile.

I wish Valhalla wasn't so dull.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17968 on: June 08, 2014, 01:46:14 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 01:33:47 am
Granted. And how are you today?

I wish for a tire.
You get a bore.

Quote from: HugoLuman on June 08, 2014, 01:40:35 am
Granted. Fresh from the burning tire pile.

I wish Valhalla wasn't so dull.
Everyone is transformed into a random animal.

I wish for a bad translation of this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #17969 on: June 08, 2014, 01:47:38 am »
Granted, hope you enjoy being the opposite gender.

I wish for tranquil fury.
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