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[~Neri]

Granted it slays you, just like it's cousin in Dwarf Fortress killed 6 trolls, and 40something goblins. (This actually happened, there is a thread for it.)

I wish that I wasn't feeling so bleh so I could focus on stuff I need to get done easier.

[Lyeos]

Granted, as "bleh" can mean many things, the genie assumes you mean bored. You're now feeling very productive and motivated, but also have a severe case of the runs.

I wish for more people to corrupt wishes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I count as 'more people' because I haven't corrupted the last three wishes, excluding this one.

I wish I was more annoying.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. This makes you inexplicably popular on youtube and you gain a meaningless shallow existence as an ad promoter.

I wish for MAGIC MAAAAAAAN.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. MAGIC MAAAAAAAN kills your family.

I wish for a variety of delicious pizzas.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
too bad that they are poisonous.

I wish for an loyal koopa troopa (from the Mario games), but pet will not be killed by anyone.

[blazing glory]

Granted,Mario stomps it down a hole,but nothing says they die in the holes,I suspect the holes are actually quite shallow.

I wish for old games to be redesigned so they have the graphics of today but have the good gameplay of 5 years ago.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but games were just as bad five years ago.

I wish that a large, benevolent shoggoth with a bowler hat would open an ice cream parlor that actually has good, real, not-made-of-humans ice cream.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you join the shuffling, moaning hordes around the latest kickstarters.

I wish for a Hugofridge upon which to display stuff.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The fridge looks just like you! It screams when you nail stuff to it because it isn't ferrous and magnets don't work.

I wish to own a copyright on screaming refrigerators.

[Tawa]

Granted. PATENT TROLLS TROLOLOLOLOL ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

I wish for a working Black/White spritesheet.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get a white sheet of paper and a black sharpie.

I wish I knew why my mind is betraying me.

[~Neri]

Granted, you need sleep.

I wish for all the emotional crap that has been going on would stop.

[blazing glory]

Granted,everyone around you is a emotionless robot.

I wish Kevak could muster the will to update,despite the emotional stuff.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but his update contains way too much emotion for us emotionless robots.

I wish I could get some sleep.