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[Lyeos]

Granted, the band now lives in your house.

I wish a certain master of worlds would find the inspiration he needs to write that update.

[blazing glory]

Granted,by his sword his thread falls shortly after though.

I wish I had cleaner teeth.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Whenever you open your mouth, everyone near you become temporarily blind. Including yourself.

I wish Dwarfy would post his sane and rational action.

[TD1]

Granted. The sanity is so sane it's almost insane.
((Do it now ))

I wish that I were a sane and rational being.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you turn into a GWG.

I wish for a long-range, low-yield nuclear device.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. As no one else really is, you are declared insane. ((OHGOSH! That is a horrific corruption. You are a horrible person, Lyeos.))
Granted. It is so low-yield that it heals everyone the blast touches.

I wish that Toady would never die.

[blazing glory]

Granted,he lives forever in his game,Dwarf Fortress!

I wish I wouldn't have to edit in wishes when I post on this thread because I don't notice until after I post that I didn't make a wish.

[ComputerWarrior]

Granted,he lives forever in his game,Dwarf Fortress!

I wish I wouldn't have to edit in wishes when I post on this thread because I don't notice until after I post that I didn't make a wish.

Granted, you no longer will feel the obligation to edit your posts.

I wish I had an (almost) infinite amount of potatoes contained in a single little pocket.

[TD1]

Granted. They all rot at the same time.

I wish for a sunny, completely harmless day.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but it's the day that Hitler died. So guess what? He didn't.

I wish for ridiculous hijinks.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, there so ridiculous that the ridiculous police come and start having a picnic while the sun dances to some bad karaoke music.

I wish for a slice of homemade rye
With stacks of Swiss way up high
Served with sides of sweet mince pie
and some basil; I need oodles!

[Lyeos]

Granted, you have so much sandwich that it collapses and crushes you.

I wish that getting people to present ideas for this wasn't like pulling teeth, or dragging them along by their hair.

[blazing glory]

Granted,they prevent lots and lots of terrible ideas.

I wish I knew exactly what a apartment is.

[Erils]

I wish I knew exactly what a apartment is.

Granted. You find out what it means when you hide in one from a psychotic killer.

I wish that I did well on my exams.

[Tawa]

Granted. You get the top grade in a few internet quizzes. You fail everything else.

I wish for nunchuck proficiency and sorcery.