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[Shoruke]

I was going to make one, but it's having trouble developing.

I wish for motivation.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You now have the motivation to figure out I meant Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead.

I wish for Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead references.

[JackOSpades]

 granted, you are dissolved by an 0 and some o while looking for a ;

I wish I hadn't just forgot to wish and had to edit the post to correct it.

[Lyeos]

granted, you are dissolved by an 0 and some o while looking for a ;

I wish I hadn't just forgot to wish and had to edit the post to correct it.

Granted, you forgot to wish and your punishment was death.

I wish I could devour the souls of all other humans.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You devour the souls of your parents, and become them. Have fun!

I wish Lyeos would never become his parents.

[4maskwolf]

Granted, he becomes you instead.

I wish for nothing.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You become nothing, and are erased from everyone's memories and files. You have, for all intents and purposes, never existed.

[4maskwolf]

Granted. You become nothing, and are erased from everyone's memories and files. You have, for all intents and purposes, never existed.

Excellent.

What's your wish?

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. For all of eternity, you wonder what my wish will be. I wish that no one will see this wish.

[JackOSpades]

granted for all of eternity we wonder why you couldn't enter a proper wish

I wish for a grossly Inappropriate corruption.

[~Neri]

Granted, I'm in your house.

I wish for buckets.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get thrown into that bucket from your RtD.

I wish... I wish a certain someone I know would stop breaking almost every single promise she makes to me so she can play a stupid friggin' game.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. She gets around to playing hockey with your decapitated head.

I wish someone would write me a gruesome death.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, one over your head so your home may be looted with impunity. Except, this bucket has no bottom on the inside...
Granted. You wake up in the middle of some backwoods village, with no paved roads in sight. Wondering what the hell happened, you take a few confused steps, stopping when something scrunches underfoot. You look down: a chicken has just died under your careless tread. Instantly, every door in the village explodes open. Dozens of dirty, patchwork-dressed people descend upon you, gouging with crudely crafted silverware. More fowl come flying in from the edge of the village, pigs and sows charge in, and even a grotty old cat gets in on the carnage. Within minutes of writhing agony, there is nothing but a smear of red pulp left.

I wish to survive the end of term.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You survive your term as woodcutter, but not as wood-burner.

I wish for time.