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[Scotsmen]

Granted.

Granted, you can only make them in the form of a haiku.

I wish I did not,
Have to wish in a haiku,
Because haiku's suck.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, but you have to wish in FABULOUS rainbow colors.

I wish for everyone on the forum to become a FABULOUS rainbow walrus.

[Tawa]

Granted. Everyone on 4chan is now a FABULOUS rainbow walrus.

I wish I could use Pokémon moves.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you can only use Splash.

I wish Kevak had fleas! Keheheheh!

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you are now a FABULOUS rainbow flea.

I wish Lyeos to make a dramatic pose every time he enters a room.

[~Neri]

Granted, he sorta falls on his face every time he does this also.

I wish for foxes!

[Scotsmen]

Granted. The foxes run away.

Granted, but you have to wish in FABULOUS rainbow colors.

I wish I didn't have to rainbow.

[Lyeos]

Granted, all wishes must be in the form of an epic poem.

I wish everybody here was friends!

[nomoetoe]

Granted, all your wishes must be poems

Granted, your my friend and everyone else is dead.

I wish that lyeos didn't steal my wish.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He stole your soul.

I wish I wasn't so surprised nomoetoe didn't say FABULOUS in that last corruption or wish.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, your scared to death and I revive you with my FABULOUS rainbow magic.

I wish Worldmaster27 would become a FABULOUS rainbow lich.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. He turns you into a rainbow zombie.

Granted, all wishes must be in the form of an epic poem.

I wish I didn't have to write my wishes in a poem,
For wishes in a poem are certainly not wholesome,
Wishes should not have to be in poetic verse,
For wishes in poetic verse are far, far worse.

[nomoetoe]

granted, now all your wishes have to have the word FABULOUS at least twice.

I wish for my FABULOUS rainbow magic  to heal me of my undeadness so that I may live again.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you return to life only to be killed by me.

I wish that Scotsmen also had to make his wishes in the form of a poorly drawn comic.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you have 7 minutes to live before you succumb to regular death.
Granted, but after 1 he just can't contribute the effort any more and is forced out of the thread. You meanie.

I wish for an auxiliary brain.