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[PTDfun]

Granted. Square Enix remakes FFVI. It is distributed only in SNES cartridge format and only in Japan.

I wish that I, Tony Stark, am not dead.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You're dying.

I wish people would post in this thread at least once every ten minutes.

[blazing glory]

Granted,however the post's have nothing to do with wishes.

I wish smurfingtonthethird would give me my GM stick back.

[blazing glory]

Granted,he breaks it just before.

I wish I could find a decent avatar that wouldn't get ruined by compression.

[Shoruke]

Granted. This should be just as simple when compressed or decompressed.

Spoiler: your new avatar (click to show/hide)

I wish for a free trip to Hawaii.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, your free ride is on a nuclear missile.

I wish for FABULOUS rainbow magic to make everyone effected by it giddy

[PTDfun]

Granted. The rainbow magic is does not summon sentient beings.

Granted. Everyone is cynical, thus not affected by rainbow magic.

I wish to be healthy.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you get a visit from SCP-049, you are now healthy. c':

I wish for my FABULOUS rainbow palace to have a FABULOUS rainbow village around it full of FABULOUS rainbow walrus foxes that are making FABULOUS rainbow candles.

[PTDfun]

Granted. It's retroactively, horribly gruesome.

I wish for the word 'FABULOUS' to be replaced with the word 'bloody' in the previous wish.

[Lyeos]

Granted. As I stole nomoetoe's magic before, it becomes rather bloody as I use it to slowly rip your limbs from your body. One. By. One.

I wish I had gotten on earlier.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You got on a plane that crashes and explodes twenty minutes into the flight.

I wish I was in the 1300's with a machine gun and infinite ammo.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. You got on a plane that crashes and explodes twenty minutes into the flight.

I wish I was in the 1300's with a machine gun and infinite ammo.

Granted. BACKSTAB!

I wish I could always write "I wish for *smth*" sentences gramatically correct.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They get corrupted in even more horrifying ways.

I wish everyone would hug each other.

[TD1]

Granted. Disease spreads. So much disease.

I wish people never got hug-related diseases.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. No more hugs ever.

I wish for a tall tale of the ol' west.