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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You fly right into an airplane's turbines.

I wish I had a grand palace as my home.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You foolishly had it made of chocolate in a desert, so it melts and kills you.

I wish KodKod hadn't vanished from the forums!

[nomoetoe]

Granted, instead of vanishing he makes a bunch of wishes about foxes and FABULOUS rainbow magic.

I wish for my FABULOUS rainbow powers to have the ability to heal others, so that I may bring Th4DwArfY1 back. :c

[Lyeos]

Granted. Your imaginary powers have this imaginary ability, so an imaginary Th4DwArfY1 is brought back.

I wish for more cat-related wishes.

[TD1]

Granted. They're imaginary wishes and result in imaginary cats.

I wish nomoetoe had FABULOUS rainbow powers in RL.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however when everyone mocks my powers I eventually become angry and kill them all and make them into my own dancing undead army. what have thou done.

I wish for more FABULOUS rainbow magic wishes.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They lead to me stealing your powers and eventually destroying the multiverse. Thanks!

I wish I was a marginally better necromancer.

[Tawa]

Granted. The rainbow is monochrome.

Granted. The margin is so great that you become Legendary +42, and become a lich.

You are re-killed by a party of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 players.

I wish for a d42.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however Lyeos uses the FABULOUS rainbow magic powers upon them, turning it to stone.

I wish to have my FABULOUS rainbow magic powers back. 

[Lyeos]

Granted. I give them "back" by using them to destroy you.

I wish Th4DwArfY1 would let someone intensify his avatar.

[TD1]

Granted. He does. But Mat resists the Descafying operation. You've made him angry.

I wish that I was Mat, and in TWoT world.

[Tawa]

Granted, however Lyeos uses the FABULOUS rainbow magic powers upon them, turning it to stone.

I wish to have my FABULOUS rainbow magic powers back. 

Stone dice aren't very different.

Granted. He does. But Mat resists the Descafying operation. You've made him angry.

I wish that I was Mat, and in TWoT world.

Granted. This is in one of the many WoT alternate realities. In this one, you die if thirst in the Waste.

I wish for a hammer.

[nomoetoe]

Stone dice aren't very different.

shhh, don't question it. c:

Granted, its a very small hammer too small too even see.

I wish that foxes were born whenever FABULOUS rainbow magic is used.

[Tawa]

Granted. They are walrus foxes.

I wish for 1978 Ralph Bashki's The Lord of the Rings Saruman hair.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You get his hair after he dies. It's pretty gross when you think about it.

I wish Christopher Lee was in more films.