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[nomoetoe]

Granted, they are the wolves who are eating me, you command them to stop.

I wish for a nice home in the north, a place to settle down and to practice my FABULOUS rainbow magic and cuddle with BlitzDungeoneer

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It's in the Arctic. You don't survive long.

I wish I controlled the threads of fate.

[WillowLuman]

(That wish sounds awesome in Morgan Freeman's voice)
Granted. You have a quota for corruptions and niceties you have to fill.

I wish for moojkjasjfas

[Worldmaster27]

Isn't that french for mook? Granted. You are a mook, guarding a prisoner's belongings. Don't worry though. There are like five other mooks with you.

I wish I had a redshirt army to command.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you have an army of people wearing redshirts, they are quickly killed as the enemy has superior protection.

I wish for a FABULOUS rainbow palace, so that I may finally retire and live in peace living alone so that no one has to be bothered by my FABULOUS rainbow magic.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You have no staff to manage your palace besides you, and its far too much work.

I wish for a wonderful, fully-functional laptop in my backpack for me to use.

[JackOSpades]

 granted, unfortunately some mysterious force prevents it from ever being removed from the backpack or opened while within the backpack. all attempts to date have failed including destroying the backpack which instantly reformed around the laptop.

I wish for an Indestructible ego.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, however your body is not indestructible, your ego eventually drives someone crazy and you get blasted with FABULOUS rainbow magic and die, the FUCKING end. c':

I wish toady one would become my apprentice and learn FABULOUS rainbow magic with me.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, Toady stops developing DF to become a fabulomancer and we're all out for your blood now. Hide.

I wish for the strength of a million elephants. Without the mass or food requirements.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You are as strong as a million dead elephants.

I wish that Kevak was a benevolent Neothelid.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. He is slain by an adventurer, unwilling to forgive past wrongs.

I wish for monochromatic magic.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you  also get your own monochromatic palace, we be neighbors now. c:

I wish for there to be more monochromatic magics

[JackOSpades]

 granted, you have magic within the game Black&White.

I wish they would make another one of those the first one was pretty fun.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You find out that Black&White 2 came out roughly nine years ago. No more are ever made.

I wish for someone from the upper boards to come to this thread!

[TD1]

Granted. The Upper Boards graces the lower boards. A hell is let loose.

I wish I were a flying wolf XD