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[Lyeos]

Granted. All of them are fake.

I wish I was actually decent at forum games.

((That's.... Not how this works? I mean, technically you could do that, but I'd have to be good at them first, which I'm not.))

[Challenger]

((That's.... Not how this works? I mean, technically you could do that, but I'd have to be good at them first, which I'm not.))

((You were suggesting that you're bad at forum games, I made a RTD joke as if you rolled the worst number possible and became even worse at something you're already bad at. Maybe a bad joke on my part.))

[Lyeos]

No wish or corruption, you die.

I wish I hadn't ignored the joke despite having noticed it.

[blazing glory]

Granted,it hits you in the face,you have noticed it now.

I wish Lyeos changed back to his old avatar.

[Tawa]

Granted. His glory blazes away and he dies.

I wish for swords.

[darkpaladin109]

Granted. You get stabbed with a sword.

I wish that I was actually good at Pixel Art.

[Tawa]

Granted. You make a pixel bomb, which blows up your computer.

I wish for a fancy hat.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Your hat has everything! Wifi, a built in clock, mini-fridge, toaster oven, GPS, a cooling system... But, it's so heavy, it crushes your head and you die.

I wish I hadn't changed back to my old avatar.

[Tawa]

Granted. Your wishy-washy avatar business leads to your shunning.

I wish for a pointy green hat.

[Trapezohedron]

Granted. You accidentally stab yourself with it, dead.

I wish for Tawaraochir to get his pointy green hat and still live.

[Lyeos]

Granted. He can never take it off or he'll die. Not even in the shower.

I wish I was better at turning my thoughts into words.

[Tawa]

Granted. This occurs just in time to prevent you from getting telepathy.

I wish for a chocolate bar shaped like a sword.

[Greiger]

Granted, the chocolate sword is the size of a single Hershey's bar square.  It is extremely well detailed, but so small as to be incredibly disappointing.

I wish I had a magical fluffy unicorn that grants wishes with it's horn, can fly, speaks fluent English, loves apples, and craps rainbows with pots of gold at the end.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It hates humans with a passion, and comes into contact with SCP-682. Take a guess as to what happens.

I wish more people posted on 'Create a Setting'.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Everyone posts on there three times per second.

I wish three more people would post in this thread than currently do.