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[Lyeos]

Granted. The cup, however, is covered with spikes and no straw will go into it. Good luck.

I wish I knew whether people were fine with the everything-burning avatar, or if it hurt their eyes/they disliked it.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Everyone disliked it, and because your avatar is a representation of you, they hate you.

I wish I knew the hour of my death.
((I was fine with you burning avatar.))

[Challenger]

Granted, but you don't know which day the hour applies to and must live the rest of your life fearing every x o'clock.

I wish I was the world's best at something.

[~Neri]

Granted, there is one thing cybermen are better then Daleks at... Dying. Guess what you are? A dead cyberman.

I wish for cyberfoxes.

[Lyeos]

Granted. But, as we all know, there are no women on the internet. It's actually an Italian dude.

I wish for a nice, relaxing, nonlethal storm!

[~Neri]

Granted, it's raining sunshine, it would be relaxing and nonlethal to anyone who wasn't a bay12er.

I wish for Cybernetic Vulpines.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. That means vultures in Swedish, right? There are now cyborg vultures trying to kill you.

I wish I could talk to animals, but be able to turn the power off and on when I want to.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you can talk to animals, and you can turn off all electricity within three miles when you want to.

I wish I was always a half-step ahead in conversations!

[~Neri]

Granted, talking to people is very confusing for you now.

I wish for foxes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You get a bunch of !!foxes!!.

I wish for good things to happen to good people.

[Lyeos]

Granted. We're all horrible people, actually, so bad things happen to us.

I wish for forced updates. What the heck's going on with Mel?

*Lyeos whistles innocently!

[blazing glory]

Granted,someone called Mel makes sloppy and forced updates.

I wish Kevak would stop wishing for foxes.

[JackOSpades]

Granted he starts wishing for Chicks Instead.

I wish for Hyper       Spaces.

[Lyeos]

Granted. All of your spaces begin twitching, causing the letters around them to twitch too. Good luck reading now!

I wish I was actually decent at forum games.

[Challenger]

Critical Failure. You become significantly worse at forum games.

I wish I was fluent in at least five different languages.