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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1291465 times)

lemon10

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16365 on: May 19, 2014, 02:03:21 pm »

Granted. You become the best that ever was or will be at pixel art. So good that you are able to fulfill all the worlds needs for pixel art by yourself. Upset at you stealing all their jobs, the pixel art union hires goons to amputate your hands. You are no longer the best pixel artist in the world.

I wish I had a giant pie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16366 on: May 19, 2014, 03:02:31 pm »

Granted. It's so addicting you can't stop until it's finished. It's a mile wide.

I wish for privacy policies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16367 on: May 19, 2014, 03:04:53 pm »

Granted, the genie is a small child and assumes "policies" is another word for police. You're never allowed to make contact with anyone ever again, or you shall be thrown in prison without trial.

I wish I could join in on the fight going on in Kevak's RtD.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16368 on: May 19, 2014, 03:07:07 pm »

Granted. Your privacy has a issued a new policy where you have to leave it alone for 12 hours a day.

Granted. You get punched and kicked twice in a painful area during the bar fight section of the argument.

I wish for buttons that won't end the world or cause harm.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16369 on: May 19, 2014, 03:12:45 pm »

Granted, they do nothing.

I wish for toady two
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16370 on: May 19, 2014, 03:17:23 pm »

Granted. Someone makes the account 'ToadyTwo'. He never posts.

I wish I had all the time in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16371 on: May 19, 2014, 03:26:48 pm »

Granted. You have all time. The world doesn't. As such, trying to move is impossible-time is within you, not without. Be thankful your organs function...and hope you get food somehow :P

I wish that I had a steak, as in meat, and it was wonderfully seasoned.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16372 on: May 19, 2014, 03:34:12 pm »

Granted. I consider copious amounts of A1 sauce to be wonderful seasoning.

I wish I could permanently grant awesomeness with a touch.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16373 on: May 19, 2014, 03:35:16 pm »

Granted. The steak is seasoned with rat poison, and somehow driven through your heart.


Granted. The awesomeness you give is taken directly from you. You die from awesome-deprivation.

I wish I was a vampire who was invincible to all but himself.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16374 on: May 19, 2014, 03:55:21 pm »

Granted, but nobody takes vampires seriously anymore.

I wish I was one of those other, much cooler monsters.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16375 on: May 19, 2014, 04:12:03 pm »

Granted: you turn into a Forgotten Beast made of fire, but it is raining.

I wish I could give off pheromones that are attractive to human women, at will.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16376 on: May 19, 2014, 04:13:42 pm »

Granted. You can shoot pheromones that are attractive to human women all over anyone named "Will" that you meet.

I wish for Eltonbrand!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16377 on: May 19, 2014, 04:16:17 pm »

You get Elton Brand, he still replaces your Goldbrand.

I wish for wabbajack.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16378 on: May 19, 2014, 04:54:06 pm »

Granted. It kills you because you have no porpal vword to defend yourself with.

I wish for the Master Sword, and that I shall be worthy to wield it and that it shall not harm my friends, my family, or myself.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16379 on: May 19, 2014, 04:56:43 pm »

Granted. You break it the moment you try to use it.

I wish I was a Legendary +5 Persuader.
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