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[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but the lightning misses. It hits your computer, and now you can't do anything but procrastinate.

I wish I would go to sleep.

[Varee]

Granted you can never stay up and will need to go to sleep everytime the sun set


I wish the world have the same time zone

[blazing glory]

Granted,the world has stopped rotating,eternal day on one side and eternal night on the other! Yeah!

I wish my thighs would stop aching.

[Shoruke]

Granted. Your thighs go numb and have perpetual pins-and-needles instead.

I wish to lose 5 lbs of fat.

[TamerVirus]

Granted, it's replaced by 5lbs of necrotic flesh. You die of eventual sepsis

I wish for a hug

[~Neri]

*Huggles*

I wish for a hug also cause hugs are awesome.

[Varee]

Granted but it will be you last hug ever


I wish people come back as zombies

[~Neri]

Granted, they do and only feed from you, specifically eating you starting from the fingers and toes to the torso, and then slowly eating you bit by bit until you are given the cold release of death.
((You sorta jabbed at a painful spot for me, I get really sadistic when I get hurt.))

I wish for more hugs.

[blazing glory]

Granted,everyone in the world lines up to give you hugs and won't let you leave,by the time your done you are a sleep depraved pile of meat and bones that fell apart from the stress of repeating the same thing over and over.

I wish Kevak would stop asking for hugs.

[Lyeos]

Granted. He no longer asks for hugs, but I'm forced to hug him every day for the next three years. Then, I kill you.

I wish I had exactly 3% more willpower.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. To test it, you get Kevak to hug you. It wasn't enough and you pass out from pain.

I wish Kevak had three more hugs.

[Prophet]

Granted. He is huge three more times but nobody hugs you ever again.

I wish that Kevak-senpai was a hug god.

[Playergamer]

Granted. He hugs the universe to death.

I wish that people would actually post suggestions for my suggestion games. (The failing ones, not Colonization.)

[Worldmaster27]

Granted, but they only post 72 hours after each update.

I wish I had 2 kittens.

[jaxy15]

Granted. They grow up and begin breeding. And breeding. And breeding. You should have learned from the dwarves.

I wish for a tree that grows money.