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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1297176 times)

Worldmaster27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16335 on: May 18, 2014, 09:51:23 pm »

Granted, but the lightning misses. It hits your computer, and now you can't do anything but procrastinate.

I wish I would go to sleep.
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Varee

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« Reply #16336 on: May 18, 2014, 11:32:43 pm »

Granted you can never stay up and will need to go to sleep everytime the sun set


I wish the world have the same time zone
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16337 on: May 18, 2014, 11:59:46 pm »

Granted,the world has stopped rotating,eternal day on one side and eternal night on the other! Yeah!

I wish my thighs would stop aching.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16338 on: May 19, 2014, 12:14:31 am »

Granted. Your thighs go numb and have perpetual pins-and-needles instead.

I wish to lose 5 lbs of fat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16339 on: May 19, 2014, 02:08:28 am »

Granted, it's replaced by 5lbs of necrotic flesh. You die of eventual sepsis

I wish for a hug
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16340 on: May 19, 2014, 03:44:29 am »

*Huggles*

I wish for a hug also cause hugs are awesome.
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Varee

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« Reply #16341 on: May 19, 2014, 03:47:45 am »

Granted but it will be you last hug ever


I wish people come back as zombies

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16342 on: May 19, 2014, 03:54:16 am »

Granted, they do and only feed from you, specifically eating you starting from the fingers and toes to the torso, and then slowly eating you bit by bit until you are given the cold release of death.
((You sorta jabbed at a painful spot for me, I get really sadistic when I get hurt.))

I wish for more hugs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16343 on: May 19, 2014, 03:57:03 am »

Granted,everyone in the world lines up to give you hugs and won't let you leave,by the time your done you are a sleep depraved pile of meat and bones that fell apart from the stress of repeating the same thing over and over.

I wish Kevak would stop asking for hugs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16344 on: May 19, 2014, 07:51:15 am »

Granted. He no longer asks for hugs, but I'm forced to hug him every day for the next three years. Then, I kill you.

I wish I had exactly 3% more willpower.
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Worldmaster27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16345 on: May 19, 2014, 08:43:55 am »

Granted. To test it, you get Kevak to hug you. It wasn't enough and you pass out from pain.

I wish Kevak had three more hugs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16346 on: May 19, 2014, 09:07:00 am »

Granted. He is huge three more times but nobody hugs you ever again.

I wish that Kevak-senpai was a hug god.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16347 on: May 19, 2014, 09:32:11 am »

Granted. He hugs the universe to death.

I wish that people would actually post suggestions for my suggestion games. (The failing ones, not Colonization.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16348 on: May 19, 2014, 09:35:39 am »

Granted, but they only post 72 hours after each update.

I wish I had 2 kittens.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16349 on: May 19, 2014, 09:39:04 am »

Granted. They grow up and begin breeding. And breeding. And breeding. You should have learned from the dwarves.

I wish for a tree that grows money.
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