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[IronTomato]

Granted. You get a little carried away, and make it sound like you're full of yourself. You sing it at a local gathering and are labeled as self absorbed.

I wish to eat french fries.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You fry a bunch of french people. You are labeled as a cannibal, and are now hated by the people and government of France.

I wish I was in Europe.

[IronTomato]

Granted. You're in a French jail with me, waiting for the firing squad.

I wish I knew aikido.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, however you can only use your Aikido skills while sleeping.


I wish I had some decent programming skills.

[Lyeos]

Granted, however, they are only ever decent, and everyone knows that decent just isn't good enough! You end up working on Call of Duty.

I wish for flying whales to land on Worldmaster.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Worldmaster is crushed, but Worldmaster27 is just fine.

I wish for flying whales to land on Lyeos.

[Lyeos]

Granted, however, Lyeos is not actually my real name, so they land on nothing. 

I wish for nobody to post after this wish.

[IronTomato]

Granted, however you can only use your Aikido skills while sleeping.

((That actually sounds pretty badass.))

Granted, however, Lyeos is not actually my real name, so they land on nothing. 

I wish for nobody to post after this wish.

Granted. You callin' me nobody?

I wish to go to sleep and perform an aikido throw on Lyeos.

[tahujdt]

Dammit Ninjas!

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. All ninjas are cursed. Including yourself.

I wish tahujdt actually did something other than complain with his post.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, he curses you and an act of God results in your horrible, painful death and subsequent banishment to hell.

I wish for many mini magic monkeys merrily making madness.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They are inside your mind, driving you insane.

I wish for people to Waitlist.

[Tawa]

Granted. They are angered at Waitlisting and kill you for it.

I wish for wizard magic.

[Snake]

Granted. I KILL YOU

I wish someone would wrongly guess my alternate account.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You must be Skyrunner!

I wish everyone was the same.