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[TD1]

Granted. You owned google by insulting them and their administrative capabilities with a witty and provocative pun. They now hate you, and have effectively closed down your internet.

I wish that dogs and cats could live in harmony, but only because the mice ruled over them all.

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but the mice also try to overrule humanity. War was beginning.

I wish mice would develop immunities to toxins less rapidly.

[Shoruke]

Granted. They now readily become carriers for harmful diseases and even toxins very readily, and begin spreading plague.

I wish for a difficult-to-corrupt wish.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The wish is so difficult to corrupt, that three Bay12ers' heads explode trying to solve it. You monster.

I wish more people knew about Bay12

[TD1]

Granted. It was difficult, but I corrupted it.
Granted. Seven billion heads explode. you monster.

I wish for whatever I want to occur.

[IronTomato]

Granted. Children are snatched. You bastard.

[TD1]

I wish that IronTomato had included a wish 

[Lyeos]

Granted, it remains uncorrupted. His wish was that you always lose your keys.

I wish for everyone to be satisfied with their lives.

[IronTomato]

Granted. I now feel adequate, despite not making a wish.

I wish people wouldn't say "Hashtag" out loud.

[Tawa]

Granted. I now feel adequate, despite not making a wish.

I wish people wouldn't say "Hashtag" out loud.

Granted. I sympathize with you and my sole corruption is that it did not come true.

I wish IronTomato's wish came true.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. People no longer talk to each other, and society crumbles.

I with # was replaced with &.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. All your floor grates jump up and begin murdering your dwarves.

I wish the silliness could go on forever.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It goes on until silly becomes boring, and boring becomes silly.

I wish boring stuff was fun.

[Tawa]

Granted. Fun stuff is now boring to compensate. Everything is thus fun. Everyone slacks off, and Lord of the Flies ensues.

I wish for severed pig heads.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. They are still alive, and the size of a blue whale. They take over the world, as they are immortal.

I wish darkpaladin finally posted his action.