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[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You have 100 billion Zimbabwe Dollars.

I wish I had infinite reserves of energy.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted Infinite reserves of electrical energy from the dimension of eternal storms now enter the world by passing through your corpse, but hey at least you are providing power to the world which is harnessing you for their gain so there's that I guess

I wish for the same but with added immunity to the energy unleashed.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The government takes you in for testing, and you 'accidentally' die in the process. Oh well, might as well dissect you too...

I wish people were good.

[blazing glory]

Granted. The government takes you in for testing, and you 'accidentally' die in the process. Oh well, might as well dissect you too...

I was people were good.

People "was" good.

I wish Worldmaster27 didn't make a spelling mistake.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Your life no longer has a real purpose.

I wish this wish wasn't a wish.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted but this is then also not a corruption to say that as you wished for no wish you get nothing.

I wish a wish to wish wishes while wishing for wishes that I wished.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. The genie challenges you to a rap battle.

I wish for rap battles.

[Erils]

Granted. You end up taking the rap and are jailed for life.

I wish for a medical degree.

[TD1]

Granted. You get a medical degree and become a doctor. However, as you did no work for it, you know next to nothing about medicine and kill perhaps three patients before being caught.

I wish that wishes were horses that beggars could ride.

[Noel.se]

Granted. "Wish" now means "horse" and loses its old meaning, which means that you couldn't wish for wishes to be horses in the first place. The resulting paradox removes you from existence.

I wish for horses to be wishes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Now, whenever you say 'I wish', you're really saying 'I horse.'

I horse for wishes to be faster.

[Tawa]

Granted. Now, whenever you say 'I wish', you're really saying 'I horse.'

I horse for wishes to be faster.

Granted. Unfortunately, you did not replace "horse" with "horse" in all instances, and it is thus invalid.

I horse for horses to be horses again. (Oh god what have you done)

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You must replace 'wish' with 'wishes'. Wish us no longer a word.

I wishes to be able to do necromancy.

[~Neri]

Your wishes gain the power of necromancy, you don't. You just bought about the end of civilization, congrats. You were their first "Test Subject."

I wish that potatoes were a little bit more tasty.

[Tawa]

Granted. Cooked potatoes are now more delicious. You must now forever eat them raw and freezing, for you are locked in a room with a 125-year quantum potato stockpile; if any of the potatoes becomes room temperature they shall take it from you and replace it with a freezing potato.

I wish for !!potatoes!! to throw at my enemies.