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[Prophet]

Granted. The government then cuts you open and experiments on your brain.

I wish that there was another skull for the skull throne.

[wer6]

Granted it yours
Granted its your dads
granted its your entire family's skulls all melded together, yours included.

I wish for a pancaek

[tahujdt]

Granetd. Nwo, yuo alwyas egt letetrs mxied pu. Oyu umst maek lal iwshes ni thsi fahsion.

I wish that my English teacher would assign Shakespeare reading.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. Everyone has to take turns reading to the class. Hilarity doesn't ensue.

I wish for school buses to have hydraulics.

[JackOSpades]

granted they now have super powerful hydraulics, but still no seat-belts. guess who gets to clean the bloodstains off the ceiling?
it's YOU.

I wish for world piece.

[tahujdt]

granted they now have super powerful hydraulics, but still no seat-belts. guess who gets to clean the bloodstains off the ceiling?
it's YOU.

I wish for world piece.

Granted. Pick up a rock. You now have a world piece.

I wish that my World History teacher would stop shushing me whenever I cite science to contradict his global warming bulls***.

[Fluoman]

I wish that my World History teacher would stop shushing me whenever I cite science to contradict his global warming bulls***.

((You do realise that climate change is a thing, right?))

[Lyeos]

((Climate change does not equal global warming (unless I meant that the other way around. Like how a square is a quadrilateral but a quadrilateral is not always a square.) , also the climate changing is nothing new as it has happened naturally for looooong before man made these fancy-shmancy automobiles and whatnot.))

Granted. The entire planet is permanently locked at thirty degrees Fahrenheit, oh, and it's always raining. The climate no longer changes, it will never be warm, there's nothing to talk about.

I wish for the world to follow a single time zone so I can be on when Roll to space pirate! gets the majority of its active players and the GM.

[tahujdt]

((Climate change does not equal global warming, also the climate changing is nothing new as it has happened naturally for looooong before man made these fancy-shmancy automobiles and whatnot.))

Granted. The entire planet is permanently locked at thirty degrees Fahrenheit, oh, and it's always raining. The climate no longer changes, it will never be warm, there's nothing to talk about.

I wish for the world to follow a single time zone so I can be on when Roll to space pirate! gets the majority of its active players and the GM.

Granted. However, your personal time is always out of sync. You are always tired.

((Also, he was telling us how great wind farms are, when they kill birds en masse and require rare earth metals, the mining of which causes heavy pollution. However, he is convinced that Obamacare is a Big Business™ conspiracy, so I don't take anything he says too seriously.))

I wish that they weren't making the entire school go to listen to the class-officer-candidate speeches instead of study period. (I especially hate it since the only guy who ran for sophomore class officer has a major inferiority complex, and is annoying as hell. He would have landed his ass in the dean of students' office multiple times if he knew how to throw a punch. Not to mention which, he used to try and start arguments with me in lunch, and when I finally told him to sod off, he ran off and told the school police officer that I was bullying him. So, I really hate him.)

[JackOSpades]

Granted they instead call in government agents who detain you for suspected Eco-terrorism, you are taken to an undisclosed location where you spend the rest of your life without any hope of seeing an attorney much less the inside of a court room.

Mhahahaha *holds up rock* having brought about world piece I now wish to use it's power to rule the foolish humanz.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You gain a small army of fools - the rest of mankind quickly wipes them out.

I wish for a fish on a dish to wish for a fish on a dish to wish, and so on and so forth.

[Fluoman]

Granted, the Great Computer That Is Reality experiences a stack overflow at the 65535^th recursion due to the sloppy use of a recursive function by A Lazy Programmer That Is God.

I wish for the power to raise the dead!

[jaxy15]

Granted. You can now telekinetically levitate corpses. And only up or down.

I wish for more money.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. It's all in sand-dollars. Barnacles!

I wish for seismic platelets.

[Shoruke]

(why would you even want...? Well, okay.)
Granted. The platelets in your blood now vibrate with the force of an earthquake, killing you instantly.


I wish for a harem.