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[Prophet]

Granted. The flower gods then strike you down.

I wish to be immortal.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted.

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I wish dreamcatchers actually caught dreams.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you get some particularly nasty ones stuck in there, which would take your finger off if you put your hand anywhere near the catcher to empty it.

I wish for less procrastination, in the best possible way.

[Prophet]

Granted. Everybody stops move or doing anything really then die.

I wish that i was azathoth.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Everybody stops move or doing anything really then die.

(I wished for less procrastination, in the best possible way. Without any justification given, that fits neither requirement.)

[Prophet]

(They can't procrastinate if they don't do anything and the best way possible can be interpreted in many ways that's the best way i could think of.)

[RAM]

You pay a fee and your government officially recognises your new name. Of course, nobody uses it casually...

I wish that all living entities were capable of communicating the entirety of their consciousnesses.


P.S.
 ((best can equal most perfect. Most perfect can mean most simple scenario. The simplest scenario in which failure to act according to purpose does not occur is either making failure to act the purpose or to eliminate any purpose at all.))

[WillowLuman]

(That's all I was looking for, was justification. Without that, it made no sense. Just make sure to explain your logic when you make a leap like that, that's all.)

Granted, but as many of them don't have very deep consciousnesses, most meaningful communication is drowned in the inane torrent of the daily lives of simple organisms. The world is notified every time some small thing, near-mindless thing regulates its body heat, or thinks it finds food, or a mate.

I wish for something loud that isn't an explosion.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. BABY TIME!

I wish for humans to have better eyesight.

[RAM]

Human eyes adjust to directly perceive entropy. Emo inherits the Earth!

I wish to be Pac-man.

[Prophet]

Granted. You started with one life and are touch by a ghost right as you spawn goodbye.

I wish that i was a cat.

[Shoruke]

Granted. You are catnapped and thrown into a volcano with a checkpoint on the way down. You respawn over, and fall into, the lava 8 more times before you are perma-dead.

I wish I could save checkpoints for myself and go back in time to them.

[tahujdt]

Granted. However, you forget to quicksave for about 30 years. Then, you quickload to escape dying.

I wish my scouts  were faster learners.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. However, you forget to quicksave for about 30 years. Then, you quickload to escape dying.

Who wouldn't be okay with this?



Granted. You've replaced their brains with much better cyberbrains, but they must relearn everything.


I wish for an attachment.

[Shoruke]

Granted. A knife is attached to your forehead by the pointy end.

I wish I knew all of Math.