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[Tawa]

Granted. You are now a small scale and belong to a very fat person. Enjoy.

I wish for arctic freedom.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. You are now in Arctic, and you are free to go.

I wish for a Soviet banner.

[Lenglon]

Granted, Ex-Senator McCarthy is ressurected and takes up residence in your living room.

I wish for a pretty ribbon for me to wear tied in a nice little bow that doesn't impede my movement or breathing or whatever.

[Tawa]

Granted. It impedes your bloodflow.

I wish for an artful sitcom.

[Lenglon]

((bloodflow totally counts as part of whatever! I want a refund!))

[Noel.se]

I wish for an artful sitcom.

Granted, unfortunately the moral guardians take it out after the first episode because it "corrupted children with non-stereotypical characters".

I wish i had completely loyal slave programmer.

[tahujdt]

Granted. However, you have no slaves to program, so he is useless.

I wish to not have to go to the therapist. (She's one of those people with more initials after her name than IQ points.)

[Lenglon]

Granted, she is found dead in her office. You become the prime suspect of the murder investigation, and, though you are innocent, the media gets ahold of the info and publicizes it. Your employer, wanting to avoid a scandal, informs you that you have to submit your resignation or be fired as part of "standard downsizing". Your search for a new job ends rather... poorly... and you find yourself flipping burgers for a living.

I wish my ribbon didn't impede my movement or breathing or bloodflow and was just a pretty decoration I get to wear!

[Tawa]

Granted. It is stolen by a 5 year old on steroids AND amphetamines.

I wish for all the night trash.

[Lenglon]

Granted, you get all of it, teleported from anywhere and everywhere, as quickly as it is generated, directly above your head. this is fatal.

I want my ribbon back!

[Tawa]

Granted. It now is a series of silk strings, which, when worn, cause the wearer to become a cat.

I wish for a custom defunct wagon add-on.

[Lenglon]

((... I'm actually quite happy with that. Now I can switch between being a fox and a cat!))

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You get a novelty horn for your wagon that sets it on fire when honked.

I wish for a coconut crab.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is made out of coconuts. It is also huge.

I wish for a hybrid welding desktop.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you do not have enough skill in Fabrication or Mechanics to do much with it. Also, there's a zombear outside.

I wish the mfing zombears would stop breaking into my mfing house!