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[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, "insert masterbation joke here" (or Granted, but you lose your voicebox for you prudes  )

I wish for a wish.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted - have my wish for your obliteration.

 I wish cm³ was the SI unit for volume instead of m³

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Granted. People start making dozens of conversion mistakes as they try to re-write their formulas, causing dozens of satellites to become non-functional (making internet use impossible).

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

[wer6]

Granted, mine is granted instead.

I wish Old man Henderson lived.

[Tawa]

Granted. He is now a zombie and you live in fear of Old Man Henderson forever.

I wish Game Freak would remake Ruby and Sapphire.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted, but they completely wreck the game. (emerald was better anyway, lol)

I wish for a cauldron of cheese.

[Tawa]

Granted. You pour some water into it and it leaks out of the cheddar-holes.

I wish for a cat.

[Noel.se]

Granted. It adopts you, and starts posting pictures of you on a lolhumans site.
I wish I had a giant piece of bread.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted. I steal and eat it.

I wish for piece of fried chicken
inb4 racist joke

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, you must deal with the Colonel himself, and he is not a patient man...

I wish daylight savings time wasn't a thing.

[smurfingtonthethird]

THATS A BOON
I GET TO TALK TO THE COLONEL
YOU FAIIIIIIIL

Granted, everywhere is now Queensland.

I wish for potato.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Really? A repeat wish?

Granted. It's displaced your mouse. Kindof. They're fused.

Hardmode: I wish for grand, never-ending good luck.

[Gentlefish]

What odds! You keep getting struck by lightning! And surviving! Barely! What luck!

I wish that sleep wasn't necessary to survival.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Granted. It's displaced your mouse. Kindof. They're fused.

ANOTHER TRIUMPH!

GOD SMILES UPON US ALL THIS DAY

I wish that sleep wasn't necessary to survival.

Granted, but not sleeping turns you insane.

I wish that I had an unending chocolate bar.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You get a chocolate bar. Unfortunately you can still only perceive time in one direction, and it's unending existence melts into your mouth as swine trod pearls in the background.

I wish for a mirror.