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[WillowLuman]

Granted. Instead they keep wishing for fish, and other things that rhyme with wish.

I wish I could get some sleep.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are now sleeping. Forever.

I wish I was on fire.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Your friends shout that as encouragement.

I wish for this sleep to be comfortable.

[tahujdt]

Granted. Your friends shout that as encouragement.

I wish for this sleep to be comfortable.

Granted. While you are asleep, people come and sit on you. They all agree you are very comfortable.

I wish I knew lua.

[Erils]

Granted. You only know just enough lua to program an AI version of LuaLua and have a 5 minute conversation with him/it.

I wish I was good at designing video games.

[Noel.se]

I wish I was good at designing video games.

Granted, you are so good that you think that video game designing is your only purpose in life, preventing you from doing anything else... like actually playing or Publishing the games you designed.

I wish I could only die when I want to.

[jaxy15]

Granted. This comes with severe depression. Have fun.

I wish I knew the identity of HowToBasic and that wouldn't get me killed or hurt in any way.

[Erils]

Granted.
Noel.se has been stricken by melancholy
Ninja'd

Granted. You knew his identity, but just forgot it a few seconds ago.

I wish that I was able to rewind and fast forward time at will and could control it.

[Mr.Mountain]

Granted. As you go back in time to properly ask out the person of your dreams, the Hounds of Tindalos become aware of you idling around with the tides of time, and you are torn apart while trying to describe them with the repeated use of the words 'horror' and 'terror.'


I wish I had the ability to reincarnate and choose who I'm born as.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You chose... poorly.

I wish for a drill. Surprise me.

[Mr.Mountain]

Granted. What you receive is of a nature far too sexual to describe on this board.

I wish Toady had a dev team to help him with the game.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They all have enormous egos and drive the project into the ground.

I wish for surprising corruptions in every wish from now on.

[Erils]

Granted. Your wish has been negated. Surprise!!!

I wish for the same wish that HugoLuman just said.

[tahujdt]

Granted. They all have enormous egos and drive the project into the ground.

I wish for surprising corruptions in every wish from now on.

Granted. However, you become so nervous that ordinary corruptions surprise you.

I wish I had my cell phone back.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you receive the same corruption.

Seriously, I wish for more surprises. ninja

Granted, but your cell phone Came Back Wrong...

I wish for a dog.