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[WillowLuman]

(I do appreciate your effort, Langlon. I was being a bit facetious. I realize this doesn't come over so well on the internet.)
Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish for an ocean-floor colony that doesn't have some fatal problem.

[tahujdt]

(I do appreciate your effort, Langlon. I was being a bit facetious. I realize this doesn't come over so well on the internet.)
Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish for an ocean-floor colony that doesn't have some fatal problem.

Granted, but a volcano rises up near the colony location and buries the colony. Everyone quickly connects to the experimental life-support system, but realize that there is no way to control it or turn it off. You have no way to die. You are trapped down there for all eternity, with no hope.

I wish for a cute kitten that harbors no wish to harm or kill me.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Its terminal cancer makes it all the more precious.

I wish for a warm pair of socks.

[Lenglon]

(ah, fair enough, and thank you)

Granted, you're punched in the face by a fire imp. Twice.

I wish I could choose to (or not to) defy gravity.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You choose not to.

I wish I hadn't received troubling news just before starting on my paper.

[Erils]

Granted. You only received the troubling news after you finished your paper but by then it was too late.

I wish that I had a good book to read.

[IronTomato]

Granted. Your friend spoils it.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You wished nothing, therefore you get nothing.


I wish for the ability to high-five people over the internet And also punch people in the face over the internet, whenever I want to.

[tahujdt]

Granted. You wished nothing, therefore you get nothing.


I wish for the ability to high-five people over the internet And also punch people in the face over the internet, whenever I want to.

Granted. However, everyone else gains this ability. They also know that they have you to blame for this. You get facepunched whenever you get on the internet.

I wish that meta-wishes were subject to meta-meta-wishes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Be careful what you wish for.

I wish that tahujdt's next meta-wish was the same as his previous one, if he was actually LoudWhispers.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted, he now whispers very loudly, and his mecha-fish destroys your house.

I wish I didn't have sex daily I mean dyslexia.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You now have cancer.

I wish for a softer pillow that won't kill me in any way.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted. Your [INSERT FAMILY MEMBER HERE] attempts to sleep on said pillow! but it is so soft, it sucks them into it, suffocating them.

You later kill yourself from depression, after a a long drinking and gambling run.


I wish for the next person to wish about something I want, and to reverse the cycle by posting their wish first, and granting someone else's wish before they post it.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but I won't post the wish about something you want for at least 20 years.

I wish I had a trampoline.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Your insurance no longer covers you (unfortunately true with trampolines here).

I wish the polar vortex had reached SoCal.