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[WillowLuman]

(So predictable. I would have gone with "You become addicted.")

Granted. None of them have strings.

I wish for less predictable wishes, and far less predictable corruptions. Work out the evil part of your brain, people!

[Lenglon]

((Oh come on, I had to put some real effort in to describe things in full. So what if the base corruption was highly predictable.))

Yay BLooooonnsss!!!

*Lenglon -still a fox- waits a couple weeks for them to lose their boyancy and then has fun hopping around popping them while they roll around on the floor.*


Granted, a demonic clown decides to take up residence in your bedroom, and shoves an exploding cigar in your mouth whenever you open it in its presence for any reason, including to try to throw it out.

I wish I had a goose down pillow.

[Erils]

Granted. But Suddenly!!!

Erils the cat has shredded the masterwork goose down pillow
The goose has emerged from the pillow
Erils the cat has slain the goose
The pillow has been covered in goose blood splatters

I wish that I could wash the (goose) blood off my paws.

[wer6]

OH yes you can wash them off! Just walk through the desert, around 300 or so miles, keep walking, and then promptly walk through the landmine field, the dog field, and after that, there is a bath filled with caustic acid, use that!

[Ultimuh]

Granted! Because you didn't wish for anything, this genie assumes you wish to self-implode. Have fun!

I wish wer6 actually wished for something.

[IronTomato]

Granted. He wished to be in a vacuum.
FWOOM

I wish my homeroom people would stop talking about Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed.

[tahujdt]

Granted. He wished to be in a vacuum.
FWOOM

I wish my homeroom people would stop talking about Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed.

Granted, they all start talking about Dwarf Fortress. After a couple of days of this, they decide to flood the school with magma.

I wish for Google Glass.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get a glass shard with googly eyes.

I wish for a car.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. A train accidentally crashes near your current location, and a car slams into your house. You have it now.

I wish for a personal train

[Lenglon]

Granted, you're sent off to boot camp, and become one of the sergent's pet projects.

I wish I had 500 (non-poisonous) butterflies.

[IronTomato]

Granted. They're in your stomach. You get so nervous that you have a heart attack.

I wish for an Urist. (A dwarf)

[jaxy15]

Granted. He goes berserk and bashes your head in with a sock.

I wish for 2 cats.

[IronTomato]

Granted. Thermonuclear cat bomb, because I'm uncreative.

I wish for an Ironman suit.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. Tony Stark sues your ass for having one without license.

I still wish for a steampowered railroad-riding personal train.

[jaxy15]

Granted. It's made of air.


I wish for a better internet.