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[Erils]

Granted. Sadly it causes a paradox and the universe is forced to reboot. Now we have to wait another few billion years for humanity to arrive and bring with it the mentality necessary for playing Dwarf Fortress.

I wish that the above wish would not affect this wish for cookies.

[tahujdt]

Granted. Sadly it causes a paradox and the universe is forced to reboot. Now we have to wait another few billion years for humanity to arrive and bring with it the mentality necessary for playing Dwarf Fortress.

I wish that the above wish would not affect this wish for cookies.

Granted, however, the below wish will.

I wish that Erils will not get cookies.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Granted, the cookies will not recieve Erils in there cookie embassy. Unfortunately he does not have a passport, so he is forced to spend the rest of his days in the holding area of the airport in Cookielandeskianpa.

I wish to advance all these wishes with assonance to make as them delicious as knishes from Jewish France!

EDIT:

sorry, I should probably stop making rhyme related wishes.

So instead, I wish for all following writing to actually be vague references to popular/cult movies,tv series,comics,etc.

[tahujdt]

Granted, the cookies will not recieve Erils in there cookie embassy. Unfortunately he does not have a passport, so he is forced to spend the rest of his days in the holding area of the airport in Cookielandeskianpa.

I wish to advance all these wishes with assonance to make as them delicious as knishes from Jewish France!

EDIT:

sorry, I should probably stop making rhyme related wishes.

So instead, I wish for all following writing to actually be vague references to popular/cult movies,tv series,comics,etc.

Granted, I wish that you feel lucky, punk.

[Helgoland]

Granted, that's what he's asking. I wish you were more tough so you wouldn't get killed by an aspirin!

[Comrade P.]

Granted, that's what he's asking. I wish you were more tough so you wouldn't get killed by an aspirin!

((Frecking ERB, isn't it?))

Granted. He is tough enough to get killed not by aspirine, but by a lethal overdose of lead in organsm inserted in a form of small cut cones.

I wish I had a bolo-tie.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You become an stereotypical Big-Oil Texas Republican.

I wish my fingernails were made of glass. I don't know why, it was the first thing that popped into my head.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. They are actually made of glass. Looks awesome. You show them to your friends and relatives, it is an object of envy.
Once you occasionally scratch your back. They crack and shatter in dozens of sharp shards, so your hands need an expensive operation to extract them and stop unbearable pain.

I wish Confederacy won the American Civil War. With the help of Russian Empire.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. With their fervent belief in de-centralization and hatred of having national government, the States of the Confederacy quickly fell apart into seperate countries. Russia tried to take advantage of this but were unable to field a strong enough Navy to control the territory and what troops they had were quickly defeated, being so far from central command. States in the South became paranoid of their security. While thus distracted, agitators succeeded in inciting rebellion amongst the slaves and plantation owners were massacred. With no authority to tell them otherwise, the Northern states re-formed the Union.

I wish I was better at alternate history.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. You're practicing so hard that you finally able to change history. Unfortunately, your first experiment occasionally killed all northen generals during named war, so now you're most likely to see America somewhere at the bottom of economy charts with CSA separated.

I wish someone to sing The Internationale.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted. But it's in Russian, so only you can understand it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EMx7Y16Vo

I wish for someone to type the full lyrics to Duestchlandt Uber Alles, Translated to english. By memory

[jaxy15]

Granted. You specified SOMEONE, so the person after me will do it.

I wish the person after me would type the lyrics to a different song.

[Comrade P.]

Spoiler: Granted. Here's the Soviet anthem. By memory. (click to show/hide)

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
Нас вырастил Сталин — на верность народу,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях.
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

I wish the the soviet flag would weave over U.S. Capitol.

[WillowLuman]

I wish the the soviet flag would weave over U.S. Capitol.

Granted. Someone weaves a soviet flag out of zip-strips while on a flight over DC.

I wish for continued overcast skies here.

[fractalman]

Spoiler: well i typed up the previous one before ninja... (click to show/hide)

Granted. The carp are back.

That's a corruption?

[spoiler=Granted. Here's the Soviet anthem. By memory.][snip]

I wish the the soviet flag would weave over U.S. Capitol.
[/quote]

Granted.  But it's an XX@flag@XX (I'm too lazy to hunt down the correct symbol for 'masterwork') and it was the only masterwork you'd ever created.
Two seconds later, it decays, and you soon go nutzo from having -900 happiness.
[/spoiler]

congradulations. your place swaps weather with Seattle, but you get moved to seattle.

I wish Jagex would stop pretending to give 'power to the players' without actually doing so.