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[Erils]

Granted, but steam of consciousness wishes are usually created when someone gets so angry that it evaporates their stream of consciousness.

I wish that I was less angry at everything, but not dead, and that I also had a pizza, an angry pizza.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You are now completely unable to feel anything except sadness and despair. Your friends stop liking you because you are now such a downer. You also get an angry pizza, but it is unable to put up with your crap and leaves too.

I wish for a can of Pringles that is not empty and will not kill me or lead to my death in any way.

[Erils]

Granted. The can is full of Lays. It also contains fire ants.

I wish for a functioning Remote-controlled plane that doesn't have a trimming problem like the one I have now.

[WillowLuman]

I wish for a can of Pringles that is not empty and will not kill me or lead to my death in any way.

Granted. The can is full of Lays.

(Best. Corruption. Ever.)

Granted. It's infested with fire ants though.

I wish I had a random object surgically grafted to your forehead.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted, you are now one with each other through... Unfortunate means.

I wish that Erils would grant my wish for me, and for Hugo to post his wish afterwards.

[Erils]

Granted. You wished for something selfless. Sadly, you now are self-less and only exist in the minds of other people. You take on the shape of whatever people imagine you to look like. Be careful where you go.

[WillowLuman]

Granted but in not speaking you've invoked Hastur the Unspeakable.

I wish for duct tape. Surprise me.

[IronTomato]

Granted. You are stoned to death using rolls of duct tape.

I wish to do well on my midterm.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. You wish any other term wouldn't come at all.

I wish Spider Jerusalem (this character) would exist and covered current events in Kiev.

[Erils]

Granted. He is trampled to death during his first broadcast.

I wish that I was better at Dwarf Fortress.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted. Your fortresses descend into chaos twice as fast as ever before.

I wish I was the butterfly and the butterfly was me.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. You turn into a rusty balisong knife, known as "butterfly knife" somewhere. It gets smelted with other metal junk.

I wish I had a pint of ale. Not half-a-liter, not a liter, not 0,568 of liter, but a pint. In a mug of fine oak.

[jaxy15]

Granted. The mug comes upside down and the ale splashes on the floor.

I wish for the new version of Dwarf Fortress already.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted. The carp are back.

I wish for Comrade P. To update his mercenaries RtD thread more often.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Granted. The carp are back.

I wish for Comrade P. To update his mercenaries RtD thread more often.

Granted. Only, you now roll to die (and that's it!)

I wish the next wish makes this wish false and itself true.