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[jaxy15]

Granted. You are now immortal and are forever trapped in a small unbreakable cube that you cannot escape from.

I wish for better drawing skills.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You're an unemployed professional illustrator with an unfulfilling life.

I wish my awesome coat hadn't shrunk in the wash. Or changed proportions at all.

[Erils]

Granted, it dissapeared.

I wish that I had an awesome coat.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. You have a coat that youк little sister finds awesome because it is pink, ponies and ranbows on it. It seems to attract little children.

I wish I was a Dwarf living inside the Lonely Mountain after it's reaqquisition by Thorin Oakenshield and Co. and after the Battle of five armies.

[WhitiusOpus]

Granted. The dragon comes back, and you burn alive.

I wish that the next person to corrupt my wish fails to post their wish, thereby screwing the cycle.

[Erils]

Granted.

EDIT: But they edit it in and the cycle continues.

I wish that I had superpowers.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. The dragon comes back, and you burn alive.

((He is actually dead and lies in the bottom of the long lake. OR IS HE? And the dwarves now do know how to defend themselves. OR DO THEY?))

Granted. You have a fearsome and super-rare power of common sense.

Spoiler: Deadpool approves (click to show/hide)

I wish I could live in the place with average year temperature -25 C.

[Erils]

Granted. You live in an insulated dome on Mars. The temperature control broke last year and it has been locked at -25 C ever since. You also have no companions and no more food.

I wish that I could help humanity as a whole.

[Comrade P.]

Granted. Rest in peace.

I wish I had a tophat.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Tophat comes to your house and takes over your computer.

I wish I could tolerate cheese.

[Erils]

Granted. Rest in peace.

I knew someone would say that.

I wish I had a tophat.

Granted, welcome to Victorian England. Too bad about the smallpox. NOOO NINJA-ED!!!

I wish I could tolerate cheese.

Granted, mastahcheese is glad you finally trust him. That wasn't the best call on your part though.

[IronTomato]

FWOOM

I wish for a UFO.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, it probes you.



I wish to actually be good at writing large things.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you write like this.

I wish for the next 3 posts to be utterly misspelled.

[Lenglon]

hworur?

herih! aruh! murun!