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[tahujdt]

Granted, he resumes that shortly after. (Not intended to offend Helgo, just to annoy Hugo)

I wish for another space bar.

Granted, but its orbit deteriorates and it falls on your head.

I wish my Principles of Finance teacher would stop railroading the final project.

[Helgoland]

Granted. He now bombards it.

I wish people would notice that I have stopped all non-meta masturbation jokes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you will receive awkward stares for the rest of your life. Also, people gain the ability to tell what direction you're in, so they can stare awkwardly from anywhere.

I wish for no more Mother****ing crates in my Mother****ing Team Fortress

[tahujdt]

Granted, but you will receive awkward stares for the rest of your life. Also, people gain the ability to tell what direction you're in, so they can stare awkwardly from anywhere.

I wish for no more Mother****ing crates in my Mother****ing Team Fortress

Granted. From now on, all crates in Team Fortress will leave your mother alone.

I wish there was an Awesomium port for 64 bit.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Granted. It is region locked to Antarctica.

I wish that I wouldn't make typos.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
You are now a grammar nazi.

I wish Half-Life 3.

[My Name is Immaterial]

You have a Half Life of 3 seconds.

I wish for faster webcomic updates.

[IronTomato]

Granted. They update so fast over and over that your computer freezes when you view the page.

I wish for fudge.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
(It's poop.)

I wish Hussie didn't kill everyone twice in Homestuck.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted he kills everyone thrice.




I wish for a 50ft tall duckling.

[WillowLuman]

Dutchling is now 50 ft tall, and so are his posts.

I wish my presents to others would get here already, there's almost no time left.

[IronTomato]

Granted. You change your mind and give everyone the boxes instead of their contents.

I wish for boxes.

[flame99]

Granted. They appear directly above you, open and upside down, filled with magma.

I wish I was better at Megaman.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You ARE megaman, and so are highly motivated to not die in the levels.

I wish you all a merry Christmas!

[Lenglon]

Granted, we get a merry Christmas. you discover exactly what it feels like to be on fire.

I wish I had a fox in a box.