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[Helgoland]

Granted, but you only know as long as you don't access that knowledge.

I wish people would stop abusing Schrödinger's cat.

[wer6]

Granted, they insdead put spores in his Fur, and then force you to pet it~

I wish for A SNIHPER rifle

[flame99]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's that guy really really far away who's been hired to kill you and is really good at his job that has it.

I wish my headache would go away.

[Helgoland]

Granted. That sniper will take care of it.

I wish I'd have more food around.

[wer6]

granted, but before your able to get oyur food, your tackled down by an alien and then promptly eaten.

I wish I was A robot Sniper assassin in A Hoodie.

[flame99]

Granted, but the robot was made in an incredible likeness of you, and every crime it commits (And man, does it commit a lot of them) is pinned onto you instead.

I wish I could find my character sheets for D&D

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you forgot that your only character was a 3rd-level Brownie Barbarian.

[sackhead]

Granted, but you forgot that your only character was a 3rd-level Brownie Barbarian.

I wish you made a wish

[WillowLuman]

Granted.

May all your bacon burn.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but I like my bacon SUPER crispy so it doesn't effect me.


I wish I could kill the chicken queen instantly.

[Erils]

Granted. You CAN kill her, but you feel a unstoppable urge not to so you let her live.

I wish that I (the cat) had something to drink that would not harm me in any way (so no acid, lava and no milk due to my lactose intolerance. I still can't believe that bay12 made me lactose intolerant. I never thought that these wishes would affect my real life.

[wer6]

granted, but its so nasty tasting that you push it away.

I wish for  a way to dish out pain to all fish's.

[JackOSpades]

Granted you Electrify the ocean, this has the side effect of killing the plankton the largest source of photosynthesis on the planet.
with the planets oxygen production halved we all choke to death, thanks alot.

I wish for a crispy chicken sandwich.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but I ate first.





I wish there was a chicken king.

[Lenglon]

I wish for a crispy chicken sandwich.

Granted, a sand witch is burned alive right in front of your eyes. she curses you with her dying breath, and you find yourself slowly crumbling into dust.
PPE:

I wish there was a chicken king.

Granted, the newly crowned king  of chickens attempts to claim ownership of chick-fil-A, the ensuing legal battle leaves them closed for the next several years. 

I wish KITTIES!