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[Humaan]

Granted, You are now tied to your chair.

I wish I escaped from my bed without being digested!

Grant, you escape disintegrated.

I wish I didn't post so I won't get a corrupted wish.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you don't get amused by the corruption.

I wish there were more articles on TVtropes pertaining to college course material.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, now you have to do a six-course series on TvTropes. If you enjoyed TVT before, you now hate it because you've examined it academically so closely. And if you used to hate it, your loathing for it now knows no bounds.

I wish I didn't know what to wish for.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, your brain is removed.

I wish my required courses WERE actually studying TVtropes. Because that would be fun.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, the class never EVER ends, also finishing it is now required for you degree.

I wish my face hadn't been wished uglier than it already was.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but until you discover that beauty is an illusion, you will always think your face is ugly.

I wish I could write faster and more coherently. But not to a ridiculous extreme, including both the high extreme and the other extreme, i.e. such little improvement that it doesn't matter.

[JackOSpades]

Granted. you write quickly and eloquently, but only in the most vile of hate speech, the kind that disgusts even hardened Klan members and Nazi's.

I wish you luck with that

[Lenglon]

Granted, he becomes considered a national treasure, a propaganda weapon of immense proportions. His salary is immense and his skills prove able to determine the fate of any election, anywhere. He is scientifically proven to be able to make any politician unelectable and to make any leader lose their followers. in less than three years he becomes the effective ruler of the world.

I wish I was back the way I was before my bed tried to eat me.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, he becomes considered a national treasure, a propaganda weapon of immense proportions. His salary is immense and his skills prove able to determine the fate of any election, anywhere. He is scientifically proven to be able to make any politician unelectable and to make any leader lose their followers. in less than three years he becomes the effective ruler of the world.

I wish I was back the way I was before my bed tried to eat me.

(Well works for me...)

Granted, but you no longer have a bed.

I wish for food. Good food.

[Lenglon]

Granted,

Spoiler: Here you go (click to show/hide)

Even the pope finds such food to be good.


I wish I had a nice, soft, fluffy bed, that doesn't want to eat me or anything weird like that! I need it to be here, in my home, in my bedroom, not on top of me or anything. just here.
a simple.
functional.
comfortable.
BED.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. But you live in a cardboard box with Solid Snake.

I wish for something beautiful. Or something like that.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, you receive something that sort of maby resembles something beautiful if it were viewed through a kaleidoscope while very drunk, in any other circumstance it Induces sever nausea.

I wish I wished for something

[Lenglon]

Granted.

I wish I had a nicer home.

[JackOSpades]

granted your home is very nice, it always compliments you even as it secretly plots your murder.

I wish I could fly.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are a fly.

I wish for better luck in RTD's