Granted, but your die because of being too cold.
I wish I didn't have ANY restraining orders now and after.
Granted, the judge that issued the restraining orders was discovered to be a serial killer this morning. In your bedroom. In the middle of cleaning up after the fact. But at least all his actions as a judge have been repealed!
PPE:
Granted. But your TV wants to kill you.
I wish to have my other computer fast enough to actually play dwarf fortress.
Granted, good luck catching it. I think it's currently in Taiwan and shows no signs of slowing down.
PPE2:
Granted, but it cant get any proper embark zones that don't drop giant elephants on the wagon.
I wish the guy above me would make proper wish answers. (Same thing, but a related problem. How is a TV related to a restraining order?)
Granted, he would if he wanted too. to bad he didn't.
PPE3:
Granted. They all end up killing you somehow.
I wish to be a tiger instead of a kitten.
((Making the little kitten that is trying to kill me into a tiger that is trying to kill me? this is going to end poorly for me.))
Granted, too bad you were in my concrete-walled-and-floored basement when it happened, and the stairs can't handle your weight up, and you don't fit through the kitty door at the top anymore, and i'm at the top and just finished shutting the reinforced door behind me.
PPE4:
Granted. You're a tiger. And you're being hunted by a gang of poachers. With guns.
I wish I was an Australian.
Granted, You're an Australian. with no valid passport or identification anymore with your changed self. at the exact same spot you were at before. good luck with your new life as a homeless illegal immigrant!
((So Many PPES!!!))
I wish for a fish on a dish.