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[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but your die because of being too cold.


I wish I didn't have ANY restraining orders now and after.

[Shadowscynthe]

Granted. But your TV wants to kill you.

I wish to have my other computer fast enough to actually play dwarf fortress.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but it cant get any proper embark zones that don't drop giant elephants on the wagon.

I wish the guy above me would make proper wish answers. (Same thing, but a related problem. How is a TV related to a restraining order?)

[IronTomato]

Granted. They all end up killing you somehow.

I wish to be a tiger instead of a kitten.

[Mesa]

Granted. You're a tiger. And you're being hunted by a gang of poachers. With guns.

I wish I was an Australian.

[Lenglon]

Granted, but your die because of being too cold.


I wish I didn't have ANY restraining orders now and after.

Granted, the judge that issued the restraining orders was discovered to be a serial killer this morning. In your bedroom. In the middle of cleaning up after the fact. But at least all his actions as a judge have been repealed!

PPE:

Granted. But your TV wants to kill you.

I wish to have my other computer fast enough to actually play dwarf fortress.

Granted, good luck catching it. I think it's currently in Taiwan and shows no signs of slowing down.

PPE2:

Granted, but it cant get any proper embark zones that don't drop giant elephants on the wagon.

I wish the guy above me would make proper wish answers. (Same thing, but a related problem. How is a TV related to a restraining order?)

Granted, he would if he wanted too. to bad he didn't.

PPE3:

Granted. They all end up killing you somehow.

I wish to be a tiger instead of a kitten.

((Making the little kitten that is trying to kill me into a tiger that is trying to kill me? this is going to end poorly for me.))
Granted, too bad you were in my concrete-walled-and-floored basement when it happened, and the stairs can't handle your weight up, and you don't fit through the kitty door at the top anymore, and i'm at the top and just finished shutting the reinforced door behind me.

PPE4:

Granted. You're a tiger. And you're being hunted by a gang of poachers. With guns.

I wish I was an Australian.

Granted, You're an Australian. with no valid passport or identification anymore with your changed self. at the exact same spot you were at before. good luck with your new life as a homeless illegal immigrant!
((So Many PPES!!!))
I wish for a fish on a dish.

[acetech09]

There goes your TV signal.

I wish that I had a bigger external hard drive.

[Mesa]

There goes your TV signal.

I wish that I had a bigger external hard drive.

Granted. It's still not big enough for your needs.

I wish my cat wouldn't stomp my stomach every time she hopped onto my bed.

[Lenglon]

Toss IronTomato the fish. stay outside of pouncing range.

Granted, she stomps your face instead.

I wish I had cable.

[Mesa]

Granted, she stomps your face instead.

I wish I had cable.

Funny since another one of my cats used to do that. She still does, but only to my sister (and her boyfriend) since they moved out and took her.
I'm a cat man.

Granted. You get a torn-apart cable.

[Lenglon]

I wish you had made a wish.

[Mesa]

I wish you had made a wish.

Granted.
I wish for a box I could hide in.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. But you have to share it with Snake.

I wish for a reasonably priced box to rent.

[Lenglon]

Granted, But you have to share it with DarkDXZ and Snake.

I wish for a box on some rocks that is full of socks.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Welcome to our happy, cramped, box family!

I wish more people would move into our box.