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IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13965 on: November 01, 2013, 07:10:01 am »
Granted. They all end up killing you in some way.

I wish for a kitten. ONE kitten. Neutered.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13966 on: November 01, 2013, 07:26:47 am »
Granted, you are a kitten. ONE kitten. Neutered.

I wish for a fox.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13967 on: November 01, 2013, 09:26:00 am »
Granted. You can't tell what it's trying to say.
/worstjokeever

I wish people in my class understood simple terms. Like mass.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13968 on: November 01, 2013, 09:31:36 am »
Play with my pet fox - I may not be able to understand it but I'm still really happy!
Granted, everyone else in your class understands simple terms, too bad you don't anymore.

I would make a wish, but I'm scared my fox will get hurt if I do, so I wont.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13969 on: November 01, 2013, 10:13:19 am »
'Kay, no Fun for you.

Let's see, he wants a fox...

I wish for a wolf, which won't eat me (or Lenglon's darling).
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13970 on: November 01, 2013, 04:40:18 pm »
Granted. Taxidermied by chuck testa himself, no less, and killed with 100% organic wolf-tipped bullets.

I wish to be in a significantly better state of mind.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13971 on: November 01, 2013, 04:44:46 pm »
Granted. The new high point doesn't last forever though, and while in general your mood is improved you're always wondering why you can't be as happy as you were right after the wish. It haunts you. On your tombstone they engrave He still wasn't happy enough.

I wish all this work would just get done by itself, but that everybody still thought I did it.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13972 on: November 01, 2013, 04:55:36 pm »
Granted, too bad the quality of the work went completely down the drain, to the point where your boss would have been happier if you'd left it undone. You're fired.

I wish I got to keep IronTomato the kitty as a pet.

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Quote from: IronTomato on November 01, 2013, 07:10:01 am
I wish for a kitten. ONE kitten. Neutered.
Quote from: Lenglon on November 01, 2013, 07:26:47 am
Granted, you are a kitten. ONE kitten. Neutered.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

Shadowscynthe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13973 on: November 01, 2013, 05:36:16 pm »
You got your wish, but then a moving truck ran over it.
I wish to explode!
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IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13974 on: November 02, 2013, 03:12:51 pm »
Quote from: Lenglon on November 01, 2013, 04:55:36 pm
I wish I got to keep IronTomato the kitty as a pet.
Wait no don't -
Quote from: Shadowscynthe on November 01, 2013, 05:36:16 pm
You got your wish, but then a moving truck ran over it.
*IronTomato, Mancat cancels talk: dead*

Quote from: Shadowscynthe on November 01, 2013, 05:36:16 pm
I wish to explode!
KABOOM

I wish to come back to life.
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13975 on: November 02, 2013, 03:14:48 pm »
Granted but your so depressed you suicide... again.

Can I please remove my restraining order now?
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13976 on: November 02, 2013, 03:23:07 pm »
Yes, if you phrased it as a wish.

I wish this cold would go away.
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IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13977 on: November 02, 2013, 03:25:19 pm »
Granted. You now have a warm. It's a bad one...

I wish that warms were a thing.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13978 on: November 02, 2013, 03:43:20 pm »
Granted, HugoLuman is now on fire.

I wish IronTomato was both alive again and not suicidal.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13979 on: November 02, 2013, 03:44:11 pm »
Granted. He's a homicidal. And next to you.

I wish this warm would go away.
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