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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13905 on: October 25, 2013, 02:05:46 pm »

You already have one, look deep within yourself and you will see.

I wish for THE FUTURE
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wer6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13906 on: October 25, 2013, 02:07:53 pm »

Granted, you just got your future, one second into the future, to be exact,

I wish for A demon soul, in A bottle
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13907 on: October 25, 2013, 02:09:27 pm »

You get A dark soul, in A bottle.

I wish it was November already, IM SO STOKED FOR THAT MONTH
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13908 on: October 25, 2013, 02:10:44 pm »

Granted, its the 30th of november.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13909 on: October 25, 2013, 02:12:43 pm »

PERFECT THEN ALL THE AWESOME STUFF HAS ALREADY BECOME AVAILABLE :D

I wish for an end to lawyer wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13910 on: October 25, 2013, 02:19:55 pm »

Granted. The legal system vanishes. They did wish they were lawyers at one point, after all.

I wish I was a world renowned violinist.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13911 on: October 25, 2013, 02:29:37 pm »

Granted, everyone knows how horrible you are at the violin.

I wish for apricot jam.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13912 on: October 25, 2013, 04:50:16 pm »

You get imitation apricot jam.

I WANT A ENCHILADA ALREADY!
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13913 on: October 25, 2013, 04:54:43 pm »

Here you go. The very last Enchilada that ever shall be. Enjoy!

I wish for Graknorke to collect the Nobel Prize in Kerbal Science he just earned.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13914 on: October 25, 2013, 05:01:09 pm »

There is no such thing as Nobel prize on Kerbin, as everyone is named Kerman!

I wish for more enchiladas!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13915 on: October 25, 2013, 05:29:09 pm »

There is no such thing as Nobel prize on Kerbin, as everyone is named Kerman!

I wish for more enchiladas!
They're all <insert filling you don't favor here> enchiladas, and they're cold, and smelly, and gross. Also you only get two more per wish.

I wish people would quote the previous wisher.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13916 on: October 25, 2013, 05:45:15 pm »

There is no such thing as Nobel prize on Kerbin, as everyone is named Kerman!

I wish for more enchiladas!
They're all <insert filling you don't favor here> enchiladas, and they're cold, and smelly, and gross. Also you only get two more per wish.

I wish people would quote the previous wisher.
Granted. Soon Bay12 will be unable to support the massive quote pyramid, though.

I wish for better everything
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13917 on: October 25, 2013, 06:03:14 pm »

Granted, but the state of everything is drastically lowered before the wish took place.
Everything is much worse off than it was before.

I wish for magic pants.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13918 on: October 25, 2013, 06:07:51 pm »

The pants are magically enchanted to always be on fire.

ENCHILADAS!
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13919 on: October 25, 2013, 06:15:58 pm »

You didn't say "I wish"

I wish for reliable space pants.
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