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[Projeck37]

Granted.
Although it is plagued by players who carry AIDS-CANCER~ to you and your family.
I wish for Aids Cancer not to be a thing. Ever. On any RP.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
Instead there are many, many Samantha-related STDs.
I wish Selina didn't s-stutter a lot e-even though it's r-r-really cute.

[Projeck37]

Granted.
Instead, Not!Selina is offered as a tribute to stop the stuttering.
I wish for there to be all the references.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you don't understand any of them.

I wish Dark Souls had better co-op.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
Instead, Not!Selina is offered as a tribute to stop the stuttering.
I wish for there to be all the references.

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Granted, but you don't understand any of them.

I wish Dark Souls had better co-op.

Granted.
It's twice as hard as balls.
I wish Dark Souls wasn't hard as balls.

[SOLDIER First]

whoops doublepost

[Projeck37]

Granted.
It's now as hard as diamond!
I wish for gold boots.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Walking in them quickly ruins your ankles.

I wish Dark Souls was even more difficult, and it wasn't so hard to find co-op buddies.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
Too bad all your co-op buddies wussy out.
I WISH I HAD A PORTAL, WISH I WISH I HAD A PORTAL GUN (again).

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The colors of your portals are Magenta and Acid Green, and the portals can only be generated on surfaces of those colors.

I wish for some better wishes.

[Projeck37]

Granted.
You now can only wish to die.
I wish space had oxygen.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
A thief! Bla bla filth!
A kobold thief has stolen space's oxygen [all of it]!
I wish I had a paint gun that can shoot magenta and acid green paint.

[Projeck37]

Granted.
But the paint is frozen somehow and cannot be melted.
I wish for a hitchhiker's ring.

[WillowLuman]

ninja'd

Granted. Vacuum is now replaced with Oxygen, causing the entire Universe to immolate from the heat of the stars.

Granted, but first you must kill a hitchhiker

I wish for a perfectly functional, easily usable "What If?" machine.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
What if what if?
HL's mind.exe has stopped working.
I wish I had another paint gun that shoots magenta and acid green paint.