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[Cheesecake]

You get Airbending.

I wish my torrents would download faster.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You're downloading them with the computing power of the FCC mainframe, which consequently reveals your activities to them.

I wish for more Airbending.

[Cheesecake]

I wish I had a wish.

[HFS]

Granted, but you wasted it in wishing for a wish.

I wish I had unlimited, corruption-free wishes.

[Ddynamo]

Granted, but you give me the corruption free wishes

I wish I get to use my corruption free wishes that I...found

[WillowLuman]

You guys completely skipped my wish...

[RAM]

You use the wishes to prop up a wonky table, but given the lack of mass or volume, they don't really do much...

I wish for more Airbending.

[SOLDIER First]

You get Waterbending.
I wish someone will skip my wish and corrupt HugoLuman's instead.

[dragnar]

Granted. You just did.

I wish for the missing sock.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
It bursts into flames.
I wish for my two front teeth.

[flame99]

Granted. They have tooth cancer.

I wish I could ascend on Nethack.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.
You ascend to godliness.
flameboy99 has been struck down (by god).

I wish I had a little dish
and wish a fish upon the dish.

[Lukeinator]

You have a fish on your dish! The fish eats your liveras you bleed to death.
I wish for a bad pun.

[SOLDIER First]

What did the ocean say to the cloud?
Nothing, because ocean's can't speak and the cloud wouldn't be able to understand it anyway.

I wish cancer didn't exist.

[flame99]

Granted. Crabs no longer exist.

I wish I had control over the Heavens.