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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13725 on: August 04, 2013, 02:19:36 pm »
Granted. It starves.

I wish I knew who the 12th Doctor is.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13726 on: August 04, 2013, 02:20:05 pm »
It's Justin Beiber.
I wish my kitty could eat anything except human flesh.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13727 on: August 04, 2013, 05:28:33 pm »
Human flesh is just matter and energy, and physically indistinguishable from anything else, the kitty starves...
 The kitty devours all non-human matter and energy, converting it into more kitty. All the surviving humans suffocate from a lack of air.

I wish to know what transpired in the hundreds of pages I have missed from a certain forum game...
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13728 on: August 04, 2013, 05:47:48 pm »
Granted, IBFWAMH was crazy and awesome.

I wish a Dalek siege would arrive to break this Goblin one.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13729 on: August 04, 2013, 09:46:15 pm »
Granted, It brakes your fort too.

I wish for A can of soup, since I am on A island with no food and A laptop with internet and unlimited battery :)
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Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13730 on: August 04, 2013, 10:25:16 pm »
In can A, you find island A, and your laptop is floating in the middle of the ocean.

I wish that my backpacking trip is not too grueling.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13731 on: August 05, 2013, 01:13:08 am »
Quote from: wer6 on August 04, 2013, 09:46:15 pm
Granted, It brakes your fort too.

You know what? It actually happened. Stupid Daleks...

Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on August 04, 2013, 10:25:16 pm
I wish that my backpacking trip is not too grueling.

Granted, you are the granola bars, and therefore get carried the whole way.

I wish for some olms.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13732 on: August 05, 2013, 05:54:52 am »
Granted. I know not what olms are, so have an almond.

I wish that someone would tell me what olms are.
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13733 on: August 05, 2013, 06:04:50 am »
Granted. They told you that olms were dragons.

I wish to release and then become Cthulu.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13734 on: August 05, 2013, 08:27:22 am »
Granted.
You drown in 1/7 of water.

I wish I had portal, wish I wish I had a portal gun.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13735 on: August 05, 2013, 08:47:58 am »
Granted. You shoot the floor, and then the ceiling. !!FUN!! Ensues.

I wish I had a mech.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13736 on: August 05, 2013, 09:01:04 am »
Granted.
It's a kitty mech, too small for you to use.

I wish I had some ppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllzzz heeeeeeeeeeeerree.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13737 on: August 05, 2013, 09:03:07 am »
Granted. They are cyanide pills.

I wish I was a Dwarf Fortress Clown.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13738 on: August 05, 2013, 09:08:08 am »
Granted.
You're Pennywise, and some dwarven children kill you with rocks.

I wish I had a lot of money.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13739 on: August 05, 2013, 10:21:13 am »
Granted, however in the apocalpyse, money is worthless.

I wish for A nuka-cola
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Quote from: shadenight123 on August 25, 2013, 05:01:40 pm
Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.
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