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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Granted. He kills you out of spite.

I wish that I was anything apart from nothing. I don't care what.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. Your scalp continues itching and is now eating your brains.

That dident grant the wish or corrupt it. It reversed it.

[Chink]

ERROR-404: Wish not found.

I wish for a spoon.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Have a spork.

I wish for a combination of utensils that is not a spork.

[Chink]

Good luck!

I wish for a steak.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I'm going to assume that was a typo and give you a stake.

I want a weaponized spoon/fork hybrid that I control.

[Aseaheru]

ERROR-404: Wish not found.

I wish for a spoon.

Do you read the thread? the post before you where just talking, but the one before them was the last wish, and to be dealt with.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

SILENCE DO NOT INTERRUPT THE CHAIN FOOL.

For the insolence, your unseen wish is granted and you are now trampled by ghostly carpephants.

I wish for a large chain.

[Chink]

Granted. A large chain made of rocks falls on your house and you die.

Spoiler: Response to Aseaheru. (click to show/hide)

The rules of the thread require that the wish of the poster directly above you is corrupted. You were the one directly above me, but you didn't make a wish, so I output a 404 error. And yes, I do read the thread.

I wish for a cake.

[Aseaheru]

Its a cake made of monkeys.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Thought it was the above wish.

I wish for the rules to be changed to the above wish. And a hat.

[Sarzael]

The rules change so you cant wear a hat.

I wish Dwarf Fortress was real and everyone of us was inside its world.

[flame99]

Granted. Your scalp continues itching and is now eating your brains.

That dident grant the wish or corrupt it. It reversed it.

((It could also be taken as "I wish my scalp would stop itching and stop not killing me", meaning that it could be taken as you want it to kill you. The "continues itching" was a mistake on my part, it should have been "stops itching".

Granted. You are eaten by zombie sponges, burned by magma, encased in solid obsidian, and abused by a sociopath Overseer.

I wish I was in the DF world as the Overseer.

[wer6]

Granted, A cuthulu monster eats you godzilla style when you step out to chop some wood.

I wish for zombie shark hitler.

[Eagle_eye]

Granted. Because of the necessary modifications to language to make that a valid sentence, all extant languages no longer make any sense, and human society collapses.

I wish for infinite recursion.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Because of the necessary modifications to language to make that a valid sentence, all extant languages no longer make any sense, and human society collapses.

It's a perfectly valid sentence. The adjectives "zombie" and "shark" apply to the noun "hitler." After I say this, the thread devolves into an infinitely repeating argument between us, where we eternally respond to each other with the exact same justifications based on each other's posts, which in turn are based on the last generation of our posts...

I wish for zombie shark hitler.

Granted, but making this wish adds you to the National Terrorist Watch List.

I wish Dwarf Fortress was real and everyone of us was inside its world.

I wish the thread based on exactly that premise would get moving again.