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[WillowLuman]

Granted. Here is an image mankind was not meant to see. You will never need sleep again.

That sounds like the "You didn't wish not to be set on fire" kind at best, and violating the actual wording of my wish at worst.

You wished not to suffer from psychological or physiological effects of sleeplessness, so you suffer them from something else, therefore keeping the wording intact.

Even so, "You didn't wish not to be set on fire" is the cheapest way to corrupt a wish.

Your wish could be misinterpreted as "I wish for physiological and psychological effects, but not from my needing no sleep."

I wish for pi, the number.

Granted. We'll need the mass of the universe to use for pigment to write out all the places, though.

[Lukeinator]

I wish for everyone to share my intense hatred towards smelly cheeses.

[Weirdsound]

Granted. This is accomplished by covering the surface of the world in a 2 foot thick layer of smelly cheese. The universal hate will come naturally in time.

I wish it would only rain when rain isn't inconvenient to me.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Granted. It rains everywhere except for the city you live in. Non-stop.

I wish to eat a small cheese, and not get injured in the process.

[Harbingerjm]

Granted. The cheese is delicious but tiny, and you spend the rest of your life craving more of it, unable to find any.

I wish I knew where I left my keys.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. They are not there, having been stolen by gremlins.

I wish the gremlins game me the things I told them to take from people.

[Harbingerjm]

I wish the gremlins game me the things I told them to take from people.

Granted. You lose their game, and they take your internal organs. And then you're hunted down by a load of angry people missing stuff.

I wish I had a way of getting rid of gremlins quickly, easily and safely.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, it's highly illegal.

I wish for more scholarships.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. However, they are all for a penny.

I wish that I can get my brain back from the gremlins.

[Harbingerjm]

Granted. Healing not included.

I wish I had a better lawyer.

[wer6]

Granted, however the jury and judge is rigged.

I wish for A kitty :3

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted. But it's a tiger.

[Chink]

No wish. I win!

I wish I for unilateral domination of the universe I happen to occupy by myself, with unanimous agreement to the veracity of my rulership, and unanimous agreement on the absolute greatness of my rule for all.

[Harbingerjm]

Granted. You have complete rulership of the inhabitants of a universe you occupy by yourself, and you are certain that your reign is A Good Thing.

I wish I could track the movements of things out of my field of vision.

[Chink]

Granted. You lose your ability to see anything normally because your eyes get stuck in a spiral of tracking themselves, and become unresponsive.

I wish I an engine that operated at 120% efficiency, would never explode, and could be shut off at will.