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[Iceblaster]

Granted but people around you disappear for some reason...

I wish that I could see the finished version of Dwarf Fortress

[Demdemeh]

Granted. Your family finds your body days later, hunched over your computer, your dwarves having crumbled to their end soon after you died of starvation.

I wish that I was an ultragenius.

[Ameablable]

Granted you are a ultragenius. you know everything there is to know about that film.

i wish i my android body never ran out of power.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you have the incredible luck to never run out of power, going from place to place sapping energy. It's a bit tough, though, since your Nerf dart weapons don't impress too many power plant guards.

I wish for UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!! for everyone.

[Ameablable]

Granted. Everyone except you receive it because you develop a deadly allergy to it.

i wish that i had caught on earlier that i have nerf guns as weapons.

[Iceblaster]

Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy an actual gun

I wish that I could find out the consequences of my wish before making a wish, therefore allowing me to make the most effective wish

[WillowLuman]

i wish that i had caught on earlier that i have nerf guns as weapons.

I wish my dry waterproof android body also had guns.

Granted, we've upgraded you with built-in Mavericks and shoulder-mounted N-strike.

Granted, you knew, before you made that wish, it would be granted. Glad you enjoyed your one prescient wish.

I wish my older brother wasn't blowing his college savings on toys from ebay.

[RAM]

They save all their money until the discover that a Nigerian Princess needs help, and only bank account details can save them!

I wish that thios body-jacking soul that hitched a ride with me was dragged away for excessive punishment.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, Henry Ford's soul gleefully helps punish the soul of Franz Haber, who only wanted some company. This doesn't bring your two souls any closer together, though.

I wish that wishes were a state of matter.

[Dunamisdeos]

All sedimentary rock on Earth becomes solid wish. Unfortunately, wish has a boiling temp of 0F.....

I wish for a space station.

[Cheesecake]

You go to the asylum and they give you a very spacious cell.

I wish I could go to the Hollywood Undead concert.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, the beatles have a reunification concert with ALL of their members. The process requires the souls of, say, a couple thousand people, standing in front of the speaker and spotlight laden altar...

I wish the pace of this thread would go back up.

[Gentlefish]

Granted. The Thread is send to Thread Heaven.

I wish I had more nerf guns for HVZ.

[RAM]

Your nerf guns aren't really welcome in the hippy vehicle zone...

I wish to Take this body on a vengeance-fuelled rampage against the light-bulbs, and whatever these other two want vengeance against too I suppose.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you go trash a Volkswagen, starting with the headlights.

I wish for the stupidest thing possible to occur.