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[WillowLuman]

Granted. You are a diseased owl.

I wish I knew why I can't stay awake, despite getting 7.5 hours of sleep every night.

[Ameablable]

Granted. but it doesnt go away and you start to develop a second personality by the name of Tyler and you Think that Tyler is a seperate person and you make an Underground club with him, you could say... a Fight Club.

i wish to have healing powers to cure my owly disease.

[Iceblaster]

Granted, but it is fire so you end up becoming a !!Diseased owl!!

I wish to be able to consume souls

[Ameablable]

Granted but you can only consume the souls of your loved ones.

I wish to be flame Retardant.

[Demdemeh]

You are a can of fire extinguisher.

I wish to control electricity with my mind.

[Ameablable]

granted but you can only control DC.

I wish to stop becoming different animals and objects with my wishes.

[timferius]

granted but you can only control DC.

I wish to stop becoming different animals and objects with my wishes.

Granted, you are now the concept of vague dissapointment.

I wish I could un-follow threads in this forum (not this one though).

[jaccarmac]

Granted, but each thread you unfollow results in you following two more random threads. And new posts are sent to your inbox.

I wish that I could get 5s on each of my AP tests.

[Demdemeh]

You do. Your professors are discovered to have cheated on your behalf, and are fired and publicly ridiculed. Your parents, so proud before, are horrified, and no one will believe that you did not know that it had happened. You are so disappointed that you didn't know the information you had so strongly believed that you did that you descend into an existential nightmare, full of self-doubt and unable to determine whether or not you truly understand what is going on around you.

I wish that I could safely experience full-sensory hallucinations, but only when I choose to do so.

[Ameablable]

Granted but when you do chose to do so you are stuck and can never get out of this full sensory hallucination and you must live the rest of your life not knowing what anything in reality is.

I wish i was a god, an Immortal god that can't feel pain.

[timferius]

Granted but when you do chose to do so you are stuck and can never get out of this full sensory hallucination and you must live the rest of your life not knowing what anything in reality is.

I wish i was a god, an Immortal god that can't feel pain.

Granted, you are the god of boredom, you live out your days as a rock in a dark, dull cave. Time also moves more slowly for you.

I wish I had the power to safely and accuratly teleport to any destination of my choosing at will.

[Iceblaster]

Granted, but only if you are near the thing you are most allergic to

I wish that anytime I ate pizza, the pizza regenerated with any topping I want

[Ameablable]

Granted. But you lose the ability to taste.

I wish to have the ability to chose to make inanimate objects come to life and have intelligent thoughts. (Sentient)

[pisskop]

Granted, however all charges must first pass through your body, and you didnt wish for resistence to current . . .

I wish for the ability to act better.

[RAM]

You now act better, as defined by teen-focused magazines, and constantly adhere to all of their suggestions.

I wish that whenever I walk out on a street corner waving a sign around and ranting about some conspiracy or prophecy that my sign and ranting will be accurately depict the truth.