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Demdemeh

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13230 on: May 01, 2013, 09:21:14 am »
Granted. You are strapped to the rack.

I wish that I always knew the right answer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13231 on: May 01, 2013, 09:49:10 am »
The right answer is always "Please don't hurt me any more, I'll do whatever you want!".

I wish to be more cynical.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13232 on: May 01, 2013, 09:53:31 am »
Granted. You quit making wishes and kill yourself.
I wish for a sweet tat.
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Demdemeh

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13233 on: May 01, 2013, 10:08:05 am »
Granted. It is of a bag of sugar.

I wish all politicians were honest.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13234 on: May 01, 2013, 10:11:20 am »
Granted, they don't change their behaviors, and you have to ask specificlly about anything.

I wish for a 25th hour a day to sleep
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13235 on: May 01, 2013, 10:13:58 am »
Granted. You also turn into a monitor lizard.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13236 on: May 01, 2013, 10:16:52 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 01, 2013, 09:53:31 am
Granted. You quit making wishes and kill yourself.
I wish for a sweet tat.
It reads "My cynicism long ago killed the allure of death" and uses lead acetate as a dye.

Quote from: Demdemeh on May 01, 2013, 10:08:05 am
Granted. It is of a bag of sugar.

I wish all politicians were honest.
All politicians are quickly out-competed and replaced by liars...

Quote from: pisskop on May 01, 2013, 10:11:20 am
Granted, they don't change their behaviors, and you have to ask specificlly about anything.

I wish for a 25th hour a day to sleep
Congratulations on creating the witching hour, you can try to sleep through the nightmares, but it is advised that you stay awake so that you can try to stop the monsters from eating your extremities...

I wish stare at you from your shadow.
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Demdemeh

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13237 on: May 01, 2013, 10:20:44 am »
Granted. You can no longer see anything else and quickly go mad from having to watch the awful things that I do.

I wish I was a better person.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13238 on: May 01, 2013, 11:58:52 am »
Granted. You get a robot brain to help you better analyze & emulate what it means to be a person. Don't worry about the procedure, you won't know the difference. You are also better at performing menial calculations.
You become a baby. Forever.

I wish for moar sweet tats.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13239 on: May 01, 2013, 12:27:55 pm »
Granted. They're on the back of your eye sockets, so we had to put the needle through your pupils to draw them.

I don't wish for anything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13240 on: May 01, 2013, 01:32:53 pm »
Granted. you are consigned to oblivion for all eternity.

I wish for a flamethrower.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13241 on: May 01, 2013, 02:12:22 pm »
An Imp appears and throws fire at you. Good luck with that.

I demand a shrubbery.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13242 on: May 01, 2013, 02:17:05 pm »
You get nothing because you didn't wish.

I wish for a perfect DF world that was both fun for adventurer's and diverse for fortress modes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13243 on: May 01, 2013, 02:18:57 pm »
Granted, the save is corrupted.

I wish for my fire imp to get a flamethrower.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13244 on: May 01, 2013, 02:29:32 pm »
Granted you light on fire everytime the fire imp uses its flamethrower.

i wish for a really comfy chair.
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