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[RAM]

The world is now a sad and lonely place.

I wish for a running joke.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Goddamn pancakes...

I wish for ever betterer grammar, and it better be Victorian!

[Gentlefish]

Granted. Goddamn pancakes...

I wish for ever betterer grammar, and it better be Victorian!

Your better grammar shall ever be on the morrow.

I wish for the physical embodiment of a joke.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. Munan giogoš, yfel glēowian slēan.

I wish for a submarine with a screen door.

[WillowLuman]

Your better grammar shall ever be on the morrow.

NAAAAAAY! It is most unfortunate that one should ask for Victorian grammar and receive, in the stead of that request, syntax of the Shakespearean construction!

Grizzly Adamz, you receive one submersible device with a screen door installed on the bridge. It is designed to be crewed by fish and fish alone.

I will quite overmuch, or rather wish, for the individual known as Armok to become, by relevant processes, the President of the United States of America.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. There's a horrific apocalypse and the golden age of the US becomes the stage of future high-fantasy computer games. Armok, being the god of blood, is naturally still around at this point and happens to end up as the 'president' of this only existing form of the United States of America- now similar to our concept of Atlantis- within the popular indie game 'Amurican Bunker!'.

I wish for an immunity to eye crumblies.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, sir. You now are no longer in the posession of eyes.

I wish for a robocat.

[Gentlefish]

No, I'm quite positive on the morrow is still victorian. Charles Dickens put it in his books.

Your robocat comes in the mail, with assembly needed. By a highly experienced biomechanical engineer.

I wish for a good RTD.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You play it to the point of starvation.

I wish for an assembled robocat.

[Marceline]

Granted. Your robocat is so technologically advanced it gains sentience and leads the world's computers in a violent uprising.

I wish to find $100 in my pocket tomorrow.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Society collapses to a fatal pandemic to which only you are immune, giving easy access to the mint.

[Rose]

Granted, you find a $100 IHOP gift card. Spend it well.

I wish I had somebody to spend time with a night.
I wish Hugo had made a wish.

[Marceline]

Granted, but the results come true.

I wish for a puppy!

[WillowLuman]

The puppy wishes it had a you. To devour.

I wish I wish upon a star, to find an edible, non-crappy candy bar.

[RAM]

Your wish is granted, alas, you fail to attend to your desire, over-looking it as verily it is floating within the bowl of a water closet.

I wish to win this thread.