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[WillowLuman]

Granted. The world becomes inundated in gasoline, drowning everyone. The resulting fire kills all survivors.

I wish to have two bodies, so I can do more stuff in 24 hours and lose no productivity to illness.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Granted. Two die One dies because it's hard to keep track of three two bodies, and the third other goes mad because he fully experienced the death of the other two one. Congratulations.

I wish I had a portal gun.

[Xantalos]

Granted. However, your mind becomes overwhelmed by the sensory input of 2 bodies and you go insane. Slaanesh patents his/her new invention.

I wish for the ability to chew infinite amounts of gum without any negative side effects from chewing so much gum.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I'm an eight second ninja.

[Xantalos]

I'm an eight second ninja.

Did you put in a wish, though? HAH! Reverse ninjafication!

[My Name is Immaterial]

I'm an eight second ninja.

Did you put in a wish, though? HAH! Reverse ninjafication!

I wish I had a portal gun.

Yes. Yes I did.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's busted. And say hello to your friend, the rocket turret.

I wish for an end of pancakes.

[RAM]

Your end is now pancakes. Sadly, pancake largely fails to perform the functions required of any of your ends...

I wish for the power of spoilers, to know all and to share all.

[Rose]

Your end is now pancakes. Sadly, pancake largely fails to perform the functions required of any of your ends...

I wish for the power of spoilers, to know all and to share all.

Granted, you know how it will all end. It will end in pancakes. Everything will be pancakes.

I wish I wasn't so hungry right now.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You're dead.

I wish the end of/in pancakes does not become a meme that engulfs the entire internet.

[Xantalos]

Granted, it only engulfs 99.999999999999...% of the internet.

I wish for the person typing up their with right now to get distracted.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Person is similar been even distract now decided to type.

I wish for another Gauntlet game, a good one.

[Xantalos]

It's developed!

HUGOLUMAN NEEDS FOOD BADLY
HUGOLUMAN HAS DIED OF STARVATION

XANTALOS WISHES FOR AN ATOM OF FRANCIUM TO BE TELEPORTED INSIDE A RANDOM HUMAN'S BRAIN

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's in YOURS. FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND, YOU HAVE AMAZING FRANCIUM MIND POWERS, JUST BEFORE THE WATER REACTION OCCURS AND YOU GET A STROKE. Also, you become French. Parisian, not Provence.

I wish for the next poster to make a wish and for their wish to get corrupted by the poster after them.

[Rose]

Granted, it causes him to produce this:



I wish I had a better job.