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[RAM]

Granted, you absorb all the social skills in the whole world, now there is nobody else capable of socialising.

We wish wishing wells worked.

[Dredonius]

Granted. All wishing wells now work, but you must sacrifice a beloved family member for a wish.


I wish that I was a bay12 forums celebrity.

[RAM]

You have been banned, there is much celebrating.

I wish for rhyming.

[Komra]

There once was a wish that was granted.
The seeds of misfortune were thus planted.
It was discovered one day,
To most everyone's dismay,
That the rhyming could not be recanted.

I wish for a self-restocking refrigerator.

[RAM]

You get a fridge with holes and an ant colony in it...

I wish for alliteration.

[Playergamer]

Wish granted. People on earth can now only communicate with words starting with the sound la. You just destroyed hundreds of years of advancement in the English language. Hurray!

I wish for a Tuna Sandwich, made of dead tuna.

[Agent of Avarice]

Granted, the world's oceans are drained, the tuna fish manually removed. And millions of tons of fetid tuna is inserted between the world's largest pieces of bread. The tuna is extinct, world famine ensues.

I wish for an authentic, mundane, appropriately sized, dwarven warhammer (constructed from a weapons grade metal by a legendary weapon smith.)

[RAM]

It is safely stored in evidence and you might get it back in 25 or so years...

I wish that the majority of the world's human population were divided evenly between hippies and fascists and that all conflict was resolved by waging paper-aeroplane contests.

[Remuthra]

Granted. The world is now made up of only extremists. However, because of gun laws, war is waged through paper plane contests. Specifically, people make daggers out of paper planes and compete to see who can stab the other side in the eyes the best. This occurs for a couple of years until the polarization of forces causes Earth to rip itself apart.

I wish for the wish of the person two posts below me to be granted.

[pisskop]

Granted, their mind will implode under the pressure.

I wish the I didn't look so good in flannel

[Playergamer]

Granted. You look hideous.

I wish the wish of the person two wishes below me was that the wish of the person two wishes above them was uncorruptible.

[Remuthra]

Granted. Unfortunately, the energy of the wish is consumed protecting you from your mind being imploded. But hey, you aren't dead, right?

I wish for rhombus.

[Playergamer]

Granted. You are now a rhombus, and are thus infinitely thin. You die soon after.

I wish that the wish of the person two wishes below is for the wish of the person two posts above to be that the world be destroyed.

[timferius]

Granted. You are now a rhombus, and are thus infinitely thin. You die soon after.

I wish that the wish of the person two wishes below is for the wish of the person two posts above to be that the world be destroyed.

Granted. A rift is created in the space-time continum, drawing you through as a way to mend it.

I wish wishes would stopped being forced on other wishers.

[Playergamer]

Granted. Now everybody else is an idiot, and they post so fast, you can't play anymore. Even if you do get a post, now you can't make them do something not stupid

I wish I never made a wish ever again.
(You have to corrupt it)